[Verse 1] Clicked the box Didn’t even skim the text “Do you accept?” Yeah sure What’s next Sold my soul for a 10% coupon Signed up my fridge to a crypto Ponzi They own my face My data My goldfish Also my firstborn (That escalated quick) [Chorus] I agree to everything Scroll scroll Hit accept Keep dancing Didn’t read a single thing Now my toaster’s my new king I agree to everything If it pops up I keep tapping Didn’t see the fine print sting Guess I’m leased out for life Ka-ching [Verse 2] They can park in my brain like valet Charge rent every thought all day Can rename me “User 247” Can revoke weekend Monday Heaven They can make me clap at random Do jazz hands at family gatherings Signed away sleep Snacks Bathroom breaks All for “improved experience ” great [Chorus] [Bridge] [beat drops Spoken Mock dramatic] Wait It says here they can: Use my laugh in detergent ads Auto-like my ex’s pics Replace my spine with office chairs Schedule my dreams in 30‑second pre-rolls And turn my heartbeat into hold music? [crowd call‑and‑response] Did you read it? – “No!” Did you scroll it? – “Yup!” Did you sign it? – “Twice!” Now you’re stuck Good luck! [Chorus]
