Bright as a Bulb **Verse 1** He's flipping burgers in the sun, life in a slow lane, Tracksuit hanging loose, but you know he won't complain. Tattoo on his arm tells a story of a dream, Living in a council flat, nothing's as it seems. **Chorus** Oh, he's bright as a twenty-watt bulb, A couple of crisps short of a packet, so full, Sipping on his lager, watching the TV glow, Weekend in Benidorm, where the English food flows. **Verse 2** Votes Labour at the polls, keeping it real, With a heart of gold hidden under that beer belly feel. Jumping on the sofa, feet up, it's a spree, Living for the moment, oh so carefree. **Chorus** Oh, he's bright as a twenty-watt bulb, A couple of crisps short of a packet, so full, Sipping on his lager, watching the TV glow, Weekend in Benidorm, where the English food flows. **Bridge** But there's joy in the laughter, beauty in the small, Even if the light's dimmed, he stands proud and tall. Tracksuits and trainers, running nowhere fast, He's living for today, not worrying 'bout the past. **Chorus** Oh, he's bright as a twenty-watt bulb, A couple of crisps short of a packet, so full, Sipping on his lager, watching the TV glow, Weekend in Benidorm, where the English food flows. **Outro** So raise a toast to the simple, the light that he brings, In a world full of chaos, he's the joy that life sings.
