🦇 🕸️ 🪦 ── ⛧ 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 ⛧ ── 🪦 🕸️ 🦇 Welcome to the Nightmarish Ride. A variety show in a deserted fun fare that at mignight suddenly turns to a crowded place - Dare you buy a ticket... for just a coin? Dare you enter the show? 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/cad1c252-6b7a-4132-b271-ae36afb042b8 💀 🎃 ✦ ── 𓆙 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 𓆙 ── ✦ 🎃 💀 [Intro] Oh, gather round the haunted deed, There’s trouble in the graveyard feed! [Verse 1] I bought this mansion, cracked and grand, With twelve dark rooms and a moat of sand. The realtor said, “A charming steal!” Then mailed a bill that made me squeal. The parlor groans, the chandeliers sway, But something worse arrived today: A little envelope, stamped and neat— “Your property tax is due this week!” [Pre-Chorus] I can rattle chains, I can slam a door, I can levitate the dining floor, But when the county comes to call, I’m just a nervous ghost in the hall! [Chorus] Haunted house mortgage, boo-hoo-hoo! The price of this place just doubled too! My spectral credit’s wearing thin, And the bank won’t take a skeleton grin. Haunted house mortgage, what can I do? Rent out the crypt to a family of two? I’m terrifying, yes, that’s true— But these real estate numbers scare me blue! [Verse 2] The appraisal man wore polished shoes, He said, “Your castle has a lovely view.” I showed him bats and a cursed oubliette, He said, “That adds a premium to your debt.” The roof leaks ectoplasm green, The boiler screams at half past three, The portrait in the foyer won’t behave, And termites are eating my favorite grave. [Pre-Chorus] I can howl through walls, I can vanish fast, I can make a candle flame turn brass, But then the lender cleared his throat— “Sign here, please, on this haunted note!” [Chorus] Haunted house mortgage, boo-hoo-hoo! The price of this place just doubled too! My spectral credit’s wearing thin, And the bank won’t take a skeleton grin. Haunted house mortgage, what can I do? List the west wing with a tasteful ad or two? I’m terrifying, yes, that’s true— But these real estate numbers scare me blue! [Bridge] Maybe I’ll rent the attic to a witch, Lease the ballroom to a vampire switch, Turn the dungeon into a trendy café— “Blood orange scones, six bucks a plate!” Or sell one portrait, just one small frame— The ancestor in it keeps forgetting his name. If the market falls, I’ll rise with the moon, And refinance this crypt by June! [Break] Boo! Who owns the deed? Boo! Who needs a loan? Boo! Even ghosts must pay For every haunted stone! [Final Chorus] Haunted house mortgage, boo-hoo-hoo! The closing costs came marching through! My phantom funds are nearly gone, And the tax collector sings along. Haunted house mortgage, shake that chain! Maybe I’ll sublet the attic in the rain! I’m terrifying, yes, that’s true— But this haunted house is haunting me too! [Outro] So if you see my mansion up for sale, Bring cash, good credit, and a sturdy mail— The ghost inside will gladly move, If somebody else can pay the dues!
