Жареный гв*здь (Re-Cover King Willonius) (ENG ver 2)

Intro] [light funk bass with a summery vibe] [chirping synthesisers, sounds of the ocean] "Ooh~, ooh~!!!" [Verse 1] [warm vocals, as if under beach umbrellas] I'll lay you flat, baby Like the sun warms your belly, my little pipette. You jump in the shade of palm trees On my Turtle dick~ But one thing I definitely won't cut off— It's my warm "sweater" My little sweater~ [in falsetto] My little sweater~ My little sweater [vocal vibrato] Put on the helmet without a collar~ Aa~ [Chorus] [soft background vocals, as if seagulls are singing] Stop asking to take off my helmet for the camera I'm cracking up at the sounds, tea bags have filled the raven's little mouth. You love this "chilli" — burning my main "ritual" Kiss me through the collar Flow like a WATER-canal~ m~ On my Turtledick On this cosy, warm Turtle dick [ad-libs] (Mmm, peeked out like a little turtle~) Warming in the rays of saliva, swaying in time with the head He doesn't sweat in this "transparent sweater" — hot, but alive, No, I won't take off my PRO-TEC-TION, no~ Not suitable for Turtledick... or do you prefer a bag over your head?! [Outro] [smooth strings, sound of waves] I'll knock you flat, baby (babyy~) We'll shed our worries like shackles~ We sway to the rhythm of the waves of Squirtdward's tentacles~ On my Turtle dick~ But one thing I will DEFINITELY not take off~ This is my transparent sweater~ My sweater My TRAN-sparent~ sweater My unremarkable~ sweater [the music fades into the sunset] Don't ask, don't ask, better just keep sucking~ Don't ask me to take off my transparent sweater~ Don't ask, I won't take it off, what if the wind protects it~~~(Whoa~!!!) Don't ask me to take off my sweater-rock I won't take it off, I won't take it off~ My sweater My hooded sweater~!!!