7K & One Potato

(Count: 1, 2, 3, 4) [Intro] (A wooden xylophone plays a fast, bouncy, cartoonish scale) (A happy acoustic guitar enters, strumming a bright, swinging rhythm) (A slide whistle goes WHOOP! up and down as kids giggle and clap hands) [Verse 1] [Playful, energetic clean vocals, singing with a massive, happy smile] Down in the garden where the mud-pie grows, A little brown potato fell right on its nose! He shook off the dirt and he started to dance, Wiggle-waggle-wiggling his funny spud pants! He called all his brothers from under the ground, And they tumbled and they rumbled all over the town! [Chorus] [The full band kicks in with a fast, happy, bouncy marching groove] [Full chorus of children chanting and clapping rhythmically on every beat] ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! FIVE POTATO! SIX POTATO! SEVEN POTATO! MORE! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE LEFT! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE RIGHT! SILLY LITTLE POTATOES ARE A WONDERFUL SIGHT! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Verse 2] [The Silly Sibilant Loop - Fast, tumbling internal rhymes to make them giggle] Mister Sweet Potato tried to jump on a swing, But he was so round he broke the whole string! He rolled through the kitchen and bumped into a spoon, And danced a little jig underneath the bright moon! The mashed potatoes are doing a flip, While the curly-fry brothers do a funny hop-skip! [Chorus] ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! FIVE POTATO! SIX POTATO! SEVEN POTATO! MORE! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE LEFT! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE RIGHT! SILLY LITTLE POTATOES ARE A WONDERFUL SIGHT! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Bridge - The Playground Clapping Game] [All guitars drop out completely, leaving just a clean bass drum pulse] [Rhythmic handclaps and foot-stomps accelerate the tempo tracking] (Children shouting and laughing like a recess counting game) One, two, look at the view! Three, four, hop on the floor! Five, six, mixing the mix! Seven, eight, filling the plate! Nine, ten, do it again! Mash 'em, smash 'em, pass 'em around! [Verse 3] [Building massive playful energy, full children's chorus chanting along] So lace up your sneakers and jump in the mud, And do the silly dance of the happy little spud! No rules in the kitchen, no sitting in a chair, Just flying potatoes throwing hands in the air! The clock is ticking, the timers are done, The ultimate potato party has officially begun! [Chorus Reprise] [Maximum playful volume, slide whistles blowing, children cheering] ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! FIVE POTATO! SIX POTATO! SEVEN POTATO! MORE! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE LEFT! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE RIGHT! SILLY LITTLE POTATOES ARE A WONDERFUL SIGHT! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Outro] [Gradual low-pass filter closing, softening into a cozy finish] One potato... Two potato... ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Outro] [Gradual low-pass filter closing, softening into a cozy finish] One potato... Two potato... Sleeping in the cozy garden patch. (A single, bright xylophone ping accents the final note) (A funny cartoon pop sound effects brings it to a close) [End](Count: 1, 2, 3, 4) [Intro] (A wooden xylophone plays a fast, bouncy, cartoonish scale) (A happy acoustic guitar enters, strumming a bright, swinging rhythm) (A slide whistle goes WHOOP! up and down as kids giggle and clap hands) [Verse 1] [Playful, energetic clean vocals, singing with a massive, happy smile] Down in the garden where the mud-pie grows, A little brown potato fell right on its nose! He shook off the dirt and he started to dance, Wiggle-waggle-wiggling his funny spud pants! He called all his brothers from under the ground, And they tumbled and they rumbled all over the town! [Chorus] [The full band kicks in with a fast, happy, bouncy marching groove] [Full chorus of children chanting and clapping rhythmically on every beat] ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! FIVE POTATO! SIX POTATO! SEVEN POTATO! MORE! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE LEFT! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE RIGHT! SILLY LITTLE POTATOES ARE A WONDERFUL SIGHT! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Verse 2] [The Silly Sibilant Loop - Fast, tumbling internal rhymes to make them giggle] Mister Sweet Potato tried to jump on a swing, But he was so round he broke the whole string! He rolled through the kitchen and bumped into a spoon, And danced a little jig underneath the bright moon! The mashed potatoes are doing a flip, While the curly-fry brothers do a funny hop-skip! [Chorus] ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! FIVE POTATO! SIX POTATO! SEVEN POTATO! MORE! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE LEFT! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE RIGHT! SILLY LITTLE POTATOES ARE A WONDERFUL SIGHT! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Bridge - The Playground Clapping Game] [All guitars drop out completely, leaving just a clean bass drum pulse] [Rhythmic handclaps and foot-stomps accelerate the tempo tracking] (Children shouting and laughing like a recess counting game) One, two, look at the view! Three, four, hop on the floor! Five, six, mixing the mix! Seven, eight, filling the plate! Nine, ten, do it again! Mash 'em, smash 'em, pass 'em around! [Verse 3] [Building massive playful energy, full children's chorus chanting along] So lace up your sneakers and jump in the mud, And do the silly dance of the happy little spud! No rules in the kitchen, no sitting in a chair, Just flying potatoes throwing hands in the air! The clock is ticking, the timers are done, The ultimate potato party has officially begun! [Chorus Reprise] [Maximum playful volume, slide whistles blowing, children cheering] ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! FIVE POTATO! SIX POTATO! SEVEN POTATO! MORE! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE LEFT! THEY GO BOUNCE TO THE RIGHT! SILLY LITTLE POTATOES ARE A WONDERFUL SIGHT! ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Outro] [Gradual low-pass filter closing, softening into a cozy finish] One potato... Two potato... ONE POTATO! TWO POTATO! THREE POTATO! FOUR! [Outro] [Gradual low-pass filter closing, softening into a cozy finish] One potato... Two potato... Sleeping in the cozy garden patch. (A single, bright xylophone ping accents the final note) (A funny cartoon pop sound effects brings it to a close) [End]