Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy (another TDS refrain)

whimsickel, circus like sounds tune, mocking tones

[Verse 1]
They say he’s stuck up at Walter Reed
Typing all-caps from a hospital bed
But there he is on the South Lawn grin
Shaking little hands for the camera lens

X left trolls in a quote-tweet chain
Zooming screenshots
Enhancing frames
“Look at the ear
That’s a different guy
They swapped him out in the dead of night” (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy
They got a body double on TV
“Trump is in real trouble
Can’t you see?”
Spinning that same tired fantasy
Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy
Every selfie’s “deepfake
” every blink “phony”
They keep on scrolling for the secret key
But it’s just kids and candy on the White House green

[Verse 2]
They pause the clip at the plastic smile
Circle his hairline
Talk for a while
“Watch how he waves
That’s not his style
He’s really wired up
Deep in denial”

Thread after thread
Got a thousand “proofs”
Red-arrow graphics
Connecting loops
Meanwhile
Some kid in a bunny suit
Just wants a photo and a little juice (hey!)

[PreChorus]
No, not dare delete previous folly
double-down on their clown instead
T-D-S livin' rent free in their heads.

[Bridge]
What if it’s simple
What if it’s plain
What if there’s nothing
Hiding in frame

But you need a villain
You need a plot
So every egg
Becomes a smoking gun (woah)

[Chorus]
Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy
They got a body double on TV
“Trump is in real trouble
Can’t you see?”
Spinning that same tired fantasy
Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy
Every selfie’s “deepfake
” every blink “phony”
Keep chasing shadows through your little screen
While it’s just kids and candy on the White House green

[Concept inspired by Left Loons (related: https://x.com/JLenardMichigan/status/2041200338686894392) over w/e INSISTING Trump was in critical condition over at Walter Reed hospital cuz just one day he wasn't in front of camera's (unlike Biden hid from them weeks at a time). Lyrics Joseph M Lenard with Suno AI assist. Clown music by @suno system.]

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[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] They say he’s stuck up at Walter Reed Typing all-caps from a hospital bed But there he is on the South Lawn grin Shaking little hands for the camera lens X left trolls in a quote-tweet chain Zooming screenshots Enhancing frames “Look at the ear That’s a different guy They swapped him out in the dead of night” (oh yeah) [Chorus] Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy They got a body double on TV “Trump is in real trouble Can’t you see?” Spinning that same tired fantasy Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy Every selfie’s “deepfake ” every blink “phony” They keep on scrolling for the secret key But it’s just kids and candy on the White House green [Verse 2] They pause the clip at the plastic smile Circle his hairline Talk for a while “Watch how he waves That’s not his style He’s really wired up Deep in denial” Thread after thread Got a thousand “proofs” Red-arrow graphics Connecting loops Meanwhile Some kid in a bunny suit Just wants a photo and a little juice (hey!) [PreChorus] No, not dare delete previous folly double-down on their clown instead T-D-S livin' rent free in their heads. [Chorus] Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy They got a body double on TV “Trump is in real trouble Can’t you see?” Spinning that same tired fantasy Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy Every selfie’s “deepfake ” every blink “phony” They keep on scrolling for the secret key But it’s just kids and candy on the White House green [Bridge] What if it’s simple What if it’s plain What if there’s nothing Hiding in frame But you need a villain You need a plot So every egg Becomes a smoking gun (woah) [Chorus] Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy They got a body double on TV “Trump is in real trouble Can’t you see?” Spinning that same tired fantasy Easter Egg Roll Conspiracy Every selfie’s “deepfake ” every blink “phony” Keep chasing shadows through your little screen While it’s just kids and candy on the White House green [Concept inspired by Left Loons (related: https://x.com/JLenardMichigan/status/2041200338686894392) over w/e INSISTING Trump was in critical condition over at Walter Reed hospital cuz just one day he wasn't in front of camera's (unlike Biden hid from them weeks at a time). Lyrics Joseph M Lenard with Suno AI assist. Clown music by @suno system.]

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