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[Intro – Alley Sparks]

[[test: ultra-distorted 808 growl at 45Hz, clipped edges]]
My name is m-m-m-my name is 
SPLIFF CAT
SPLIFF-CAT on the curb with a blunt like a torch,
Eyes half-closed but he still runs the porch.
He said, “Sit down, human, let the streetlights breathe,”
Then we sparked up fate till the smoke had teeth.

[[test: ultra-distorted 808 growl at 45Hz, clipped edges]]
[[test: syncopated hi-hat scatter, triplet rolls]]

[Verse 1 – Trap-Lung Collapse]
We puff-puff-pass like a war cry scream,
SPLIFF-CAT cough-laughs with a feral-ass gleam.
Tail flick sharp like a switchblade swing,
Every hit we take make the asphalt sing.

He said, “Huff this thunder, let your shadow shake,”
Now my heartbeat glitchin’ like the pavement break.
Bass drops so violent the street cracks open —
I’m high enough to hear the skyline choke.

[[test: modular synth wobble, heavy LFO, stereo ping-pong 0.2s]]
[[test: riser 4 bars, formant-shifted growl]]

[Pre-Chorus – Blunt Ritual]
Light it up, light it up, let the alley ignite,
We’re the kings of combustion in the dead-zone night.
SPLIFF-CAT smirkin’ like he’s summoning heat,
Fur reekin’ kush with a bassline heartbeat.

[[test: widen low-end, mid-side split, tighten subs at 50Hz]]

[Chorus – Grindhouse Bass Baptism]
SPLIFF-CAT and me — we break gravity.
Stone-cold sinners with a smoke-stack vanity.
Trap-drum anarchy — choke the canopy.
We burn the world down accidentally.

Hit after hit till the void says “please,”
We’re the gods of the gutter with insomnia needs.
SPLIFF-CAT snarls, “Baby let the chaos be,”
Then the drop hits harder than a felony.

[[test: brutal drop cue, saw-stack lead, unison 8 voices]]
[[test: metallic percussive stabs, dry and sharp]]

[Verse 2 – Asphalt Shamanism]
He’s a gray alley prophet with a spliff-lit crown,
Knows every cursed shortcut through this burnout town.
He said, “Walk with swagger, breathe that smoke,”
And the smog around us laughed like a dirty joke.

We hot-box the block till the stop signs bend,
Every cop car glitchin’ like a broken trend.
Street-rats bow when they smell our haze,
We’re the overlords of the alley-cat blaze.

[[test: growling Reese bass, band-passed around 180Hz]]
[[test: glitch FX, chopped 1/16ths, reverse tails]]

[Bridge – Sky Melts Open]
Spliff-Cat howls at the neon moon,
Blunt so big it could eclipse the tune.
We float in the smoke like dead-beat angels,
Bassline twisting in feral triangles.

[[test: atmospheric pads, detuned 20 cents wide]]
[[test: cinematic boom reversed into final drop]]

[Final Drop – Catnip Cataclysm]
Fire in our lungs like a cursed decree,
SPLIFF-CAT screamin’, “CRANK THAT FREQUENCY.”
Street turns liquid under 808 screams —
We overdose the night till it splits at the seams.

[[test: destructive bass, limiter slam, phase-aligned]]
[[test: double-time drums 150→300 bpm burst]]

[Outro – Alley Aftermath]
When the blunt burns out and the sky goes numb,
SPLIFF-CAT shrugs, “Damn, that was fun.”
We fade into smoke like a crime-scene plea,
Just the alley, the stars —
And SPLIFF-CAT and me.

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[Intro – Alley Sparks] [[test: ultra-distorted 808 growl at 45Hz, clipped edges]] My name is m-m-m-my name is SPLIFF CAT SPLIFF-CAT on the curb with a blunt like a torch, Eyes half-closed but he still runs the porch. He said, “Sit down, human, let the streetlights breathe,” Then we sparked up fate till the smoke had teeth. [[test: ultra-distorted 808 growl at 45Hz, clipped edges]] [[test: syncopated hi-hat scatter, triplet rolls]] [Verse 1 – Trap-Lung Collapse] We puff-puff-pass like a war cry scream, SPLIFF-CAT cough-laughs with a feral-ass gleam. Tail flick sharp like a switchblade swing, Every hit we take make the asphalt sing. He said, “Huff this thunder, let your shadow shake,” Now my heartbeat glitchin’ like the pavement break. Bass drops so violent the street cracks open — I’m high enough to hear the skyline choke. [[test: modular synth wobble, heavy LFO, stereo ping-pong 0.2s]] [[test: riser 4 bars, formant-shifted growl]] [Pre-Chorus – Blunt Ritual] Light it up, light it up, let the alley ignite, We’re the kings of combustion in the dead-zone night. SPLIFF-CAT smirkin’ like he’s summoning heat, Fur reekin’ kush with a bassline heartbeat. [[test: widen low-end, mid-side split, tighten subs at 50Hz]] [Chorus – Grindhouse Bass Baptism] SPLIFF-CAT and me — we break gravity. Stone-cold sinners with a smoke-stack vanity. Trap-drum anarchy — choke the canopy. We burn the world down accidentally. Hit after hit till the void says “please,” We’re the gods of the gutter with insomnia needs. SPLIFF-CAT snarls, “Baby let the chaos be,” Then the drop hits harder than a felony. [[test: brutal drop cue, saw-stack lead, unison 8 voices]] [[test: metallic percussive stabs, dry and sharp]] [Verse 2 – Asphalt Shamanism] He’s a gray alley prophet with a spliff-lit crown, Knows every cursed shortcut through this burnout town. He said, “Walk with swagger, breathe that smoke,” And the smog around us laughed like a dirty joke. We hot-box the block till the stop signs bend, Every cop car glitchin’ like a broken trend. Street-rats bow when they smell our haze, We’re the overlords of the alley-cat blaze. [[test: growling Reese bass, band-passed around 180Hz]] [[test: glitch FX, chopped 1/16ths, reverse tails]] [Bridge – Sky Melts Open] Spliff-Cat howls at the neon moon, Blunt so big it could eclipse the tune. We float in the smoke like dead-beat angels, Bassline twisting in feral triangles. [[test: atmospheric pads, detuned 20 cents wide]] [[test: cinematic boom reversed into final drop]] [Final Drop – Catnip Cataclysm] Fire in our lungs like a cursed decree, SPLIFF-CAT screamin’, “CRANK THAT FREQUENCY.” Street turns liquid under 808 screams — We overdose the night till it splits at the seams. [[test: destructive bass, limiter slam, phase-aligned]] [[test: double-time drums 150→300 bpm burst]] [Outro – Alley Aftermath] When the blunt burns out and the sky goes numb, SPLIFF-CAT shrugs, “Damn, that was fun.” We fade into smoke like a crime-scene plea, Just the alley, the stars — And SPLIFF-CAT and me.

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