[Intro] Welcome to “NBG CORP'S” shitty amusement park. How can we injure you today? [Bridge 1] “Uhhh… yeah, some clown dude in town gave me this free admission ticket.” OoooOoooooo! Lucky you. Code Please! “Um… PANCAKES?” Ding Ding Ding! We have a Winner!!! Right this way Sir. You Get! The VIP package. Ahhhhhhahahahahaaaahhhhh!!! [Chorus 1] Well Come To The “NBG CORP’S” Shitty Amusement Park “Yay!” Right Here You’ll Stay Stay Stay “With Me!” Yippee! All Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day “Day!” Let the tour begin [Verse 1] It starts with a rusty old sliding pole That is barely stuck within the ground “Not round” But jagged and crusty With a pinch of tetanus crunchy “And kinda clumpy” Next we got the rocking chair That’s been suspended in the air! “Using only my mother’s alimony” In spite of all her divorced affairs! “Do you dare?!” Nope!” Ahhhahahahaa! “That’s fair.” Oh hey! Lookey there! It’s the next attraction to have some fun “Off we go” Run Run Run! Last one there “Is a busty red bum!” Awwwwwwww…. “How Come?” Because you suck… Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh Duh! “Bruh!” [Bridge 2] Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah Ha-ha-ha ha-ha hah “Hah!” Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah Ha-ha-ha ha-ha hah “Ho!” “Here we go” [Chorus 2] Well Come To The “NBG CORP’S” Shitty Amusement Park “Yay!” Right Here You’ll Stay Stay Stay “With Me!” Yippee! All Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day “Day!” Let the tour continue… [Outro] Next Time!! On NBG CORP’S Shitty Amusement Park! “Razor Blades in the Dark?!?!?!?” Oh My!!!! Ahhahhahahahahhahahaaahhaaahh!!! [End Song]
