THE CLOWN CAR HAS NO BOTTOM
🤡🚗💀 𝒞𝑜𝓂𝒶𝒯𝑜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝑑𝒻𝒳 🎩✒️ 🎃 Find me on Suno 🎵👻🦁🩰 © 2026 CTFX • All rights reserved. ⤵⤵⤵⤵ Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🎃🤡🎶 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 👻🌀🦇 Half-past twelve on Halloween, 🎃🕛 Strangest little car I've seen 🚗🤡 Rolled up sideways by the gate, 🚧💀 Parking ticket dated '88. 🧾👻 One small door and one bent wheel, 🚗🛞 A skull in a top hat at the wheel. 💀🎩 The window creaks, he tips his hat, 🪟🎩 "Got room for one more?" I say, "Not that." 😂🚫 First a vampire, slicked-back hair, 🧛♂️💈 Six little bats in a folding chair, 🦇🪑 Two swamp things and a zombie chef, 🐊🧟♂️👨🍳 A witch with a purse full of stolen teeth. 🧙♀️👜🦷 A fire-eating mummy pulling a cart, 🔥🧻🛒 A werewolf holding a birthday tart, 🐺🎂 Three skeletons through the same small door, 💀💀💀🚪 Then a voice inside yells, "There's room for more!" 📣👹 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🎃🤡🎶 Everybody out, then another comes back! 🚪👻🔄 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🦇🌀🎶 Little car, big trouble, black cat! 🚗💥🐈⬛ One more witch, one more ghoul, 🧙♀️👹 One more creature with a swimming pool. 🐙🏊♂️ Where they go, nobody knows, 🤔🌀 That little car just grows and grows! 🚗📈👾 A ten-foot monster in a tiny hat, 👹🎩 A headless horseman walking his cat, 🐎🐈 A pirate paddling a haunted canoe, 🏴☠️🛶👻 A bearded witch on a unicycle, too. 🧙♂️🚲😂 I ask the driver, "What's your trick? 🤔🎩 How do you fit them in there so quick?" 🚗💨 He taps the roof and he taps the floor: 👆🚗👇 Buddy, you ain't seen the basement door. 😈🚪⬇️ Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🎃🤡🎶 Everybody out, then another comes back! 🚪👻🔄 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🦇🌀🎶 Little car, big trouble, black cat! 🚗💥🐈⬛ One more witch, one more ghoul, 🧙♀️👹 One more creature with a swimming pool. 🐙🏊♂️ Where they go, nobody knows, 🤔🌀 That little car just grows and grows! 🚗📈👾 Okay, that's enough! Everybody out! 🛑📢🤡 WHY IS THE TRUNK FULL OF CIRCUS GHOULS? 😱🚗🎪👻 A dozen acrobats hit the street, 🤸♂️🎪💥 Skeletons swinging by their feet. 💀🙃 One juggles pumpkins, one yells "Boo!" 🎃🤹♂️👻 One leads a lion in a tutu. 🦁🩰🤣 Now the whole town's crammed in Maple Lane, 🏘️👹🚗 The mayor's a ghoul and the dog's insane. 👻🐕🤪 The traffic cop blows his tiny whistle, 👮♂️📣 Gets carried off by a giant thistle. 🌵💨😂 The driver waves, "Well, that's my stop, 👋🚗 Back to the haunted bargain shop!" 🏚️👻🛍️ A tiny whisper tickles through: 🤫🌀 "Hey little buddy, you look brand new, 👀😈 We saved a little room for you." 🚗💀🫵 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🎃🤡🎶 Everybody out, then another comes back! 🚪👻🔄 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🦇🌀🎶 Little car, big trouble, black cat! 🚗💥🐈⬛ One more witch, one more ghoul, 🧙♀️👹 One more creature with a swimming pool. 🐙🏊♂️ Where they go, nobody knows, 🤔🌀 That little car just grows and grows! 🚗📈👾 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🎃🤡🎶 There's no back seat, there's no front! 🚫🪑🚗 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 👻🌀🎶 There's no bottom! There's no bottom! ⬇️😱♾️ The car rolls off with a terrible squeal, 🚗💨😱 Three hundred monsters and one spare wheel. 👹👹👹🛞 Honk! Honk! Honk! 📣🚗📣 Then the whole car swallows the block. 🏘️🌀🚗💥 Ooh-ba-doo, ba-doo-bah! 🎃🤡🎶 Anybody got room for a clown? 🤡🚗👀 Not another one. 🙅♂️😂🎪
