i'm gonna call him now. HELLO? is this pace auto parts? YES is this pace? YES IT IS are you located on rice street next to the dairy queen? YES yeah, yeah say, i bought an alternator down there for a seventy seven Ford LTD and it doesn't seem to be working correctly. i put it on there and it's not charging up the battery. YEAH i had a mechanic look at it now and I had the battery checked and I know the starter's still good on it and I want to know if I can get a new alternator now. YOU BRING IT DOWN HERE. BRING THE OLD ONE DOWN HERE , BRING IT DOWN, I THINK YOUR KID WAS HERE LAST TIME the thing is, can I get either a refund? or an exchange? one of the two. YOU CAN'T GET A REFUND can I get a refund or an exchange? i'm going a little nuts around here. YOU CAN'T GET A REFUND I WANT YOU TO BRING THE OLD ONE DOWN HERE the starter works on it, the wiring's all good, I know the battery's good on the thing. what I want you to do, what I want you to, you guys to do is exchange the alternator when I come on down now, now. please now, please. YOU BRING IN THE ALTERNATOR! CAN YOU HERE ME? dumb old stupid you, I'll bring it down inside my shoe. I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOU! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA chicka, chicka, chicka, ree. i'll bring it down if you play parcheesi with me. OKAY, JUST BRING THE ALTERNATOR that's the information that I'm talking about. YES. whom am I speaking to? DON. who am I speaking to? DON DON DON. all right now, can I bring it down? can I bring it down or what? YES, BRING IT DOWN NOW. okay, I'll bring it down. WHAT? OKAY, VERY GOOD should I talk to you then or talk to someone else? TALK TO ME. what if you're not there when i come on down and somebody else hangs around and they try to tell me something different? I'M ALWAYS HERE! i'm going nuts over here. alternators, headaches, pizza and scallops. skippity do. I will put some acorns into your shoe. i want my alternator back. BRING IT BACK, AND I'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT FOR YOU. come on now. what are your hours down there? EIGHT TO FIVE FIFTEEN what are your hours down there? EIGHT TO FIVE FIFTEEN all right, all right, I'm done talking. i'll bring it on down now.
