[Intro – suave guitar riff + royal fanfare gone slightly wrong] Yeah… The Prince was trying. Puss was scheming. Pinocchio was… being Pinocchio. [Verse 1] Puss, Prince, and Pinocchio — the most unlikely trio alive Went undercover using royal connections to take a dive Target: one of Merchant’s possible allies with deep ties Puss in a terrible noble disguise, Prince trying to act wise Prince used his name to get them through the golden doors Pinocchio whispering little lies — nose growing more and more Puss charming the room like only a cat in boots can While they hunted for dirt on the Merchant’s latest plan [Pre-Chorus] Simple met simple — together they were almost competent. [Chorus – dark humor gold] Puss, Prince & Pinocchio — the royal disaster crew One cat in boots, one ex-simp, one wooden boy who grew Prince trying hard to be useful, not just comic relief Pinocchio lying through his teeth — “Totally normal… I believe” [Verse 2 – The Discovery] Deep in the noble’s estate they caught whispers in the hall Rumors of a black sheep daughter locked away from it all Rapunzel — the family secret, kept high in a tower “for her own good” Prince felt something spark — a free princess behind the bars, misunderstood They gathered what they could, evidence against the Merchant’s play But Prince couldn’t stop thinking about the girl locked away Puss noticed — “Mon prince, you’ve got that look again” Pinocchio nodded — “Rescue we must… eventually… my friend” [Bridge – spoken, setup] They slipped out with the files, mission halfway done But Prince kept looking back — “She doesn’t deserve that tower, son” Puss grinned — “Then go be the hero. We’ll cover your dramatic run” Pinocchio’s nose twitched — “Success we will have… probably… one.” [Final Chorus – fun, hopeful dark humor] Puss, Prince & Pinocchio — unlikely heroes of the day Undermined the ally in their own bumbling way Evidence secured, but a new spark had begun Prince saw Rapunzel… and the rescue had just been spun The old dungeon waited for their return as a secret base R&D dreams and hideout plans already in place The misfits are rising… and the story’s getting wide One prince’s awkward heart… just changed the tide. [Outro – guitar + nose boop + chuckle] Yeah… Undercover mission complete. But the Prince? He just found a new reason to be heroic.
