Home Alone

[Verse 1] Have a trappy, wacky Christmas, Kevin’s home alone this year. He’s got paint cans swinging, bricks a-flinging, And burglars full of fear. [Verse 2] Have a trappy, wacky Christmas, Harry and Marv don’t stand a chance. The floors are slick, their plans are wrecked, With every step, they dance. [Chorus] Oh, the traps are set so cleverly, The house is locked up tight. Kevin’s laughing by the Christmas tree, It’s a war on silent night! [Verse 3] Have a trappy, wacky Christmas, Watch out for the doorknob’s glow! There’s tar and nails, and icy rails, Those crooks just can’t let go. [Bridge] From blowtorched heads to feathers stuck, The Wet Bandits take a fall. While Kevin grins, his courage wins, He’ll protect his home through all. [Chorus] Oh, the traps are set so cleverly, The house is locked up tight. Kevin’s laughing by the Christmas tree, It’s a war on silent night! [Outro] Have a trappy, wacky Christmas, Don’t forget what you have learned: If you break in this holiday season, You’ll get exactly what you’ve earned!