[Intro] [four-on-the-floor kick drum, muted funk guitar strums] [slap bass enters with syncopated sixteenth notes] [Verse 1] We had a plan on a napkin Coffee stains and crooked lines You said "This is gonna be flawless" I said "It’ll be fine" Now the spreadsheet’s catching fire Every deadline running late Even the printer’s out here judging Spitting pages full of shade [Main Section] [open hi-hats on the off-beats, crisp snare on 2 and 4] [staccato synth brass stabs] [low-pass filter sweep on synth pads] [Chorus] Welcome to Operation Epic Failure Raise your hands We blew it all Every step a little further from the trailer Still we laugh while we watch it fall If we’re going down in spectacular fashion Let the bloopers roll a little faster Operation Epic Failure But at least we fail together [Verse 2] We rehearsed that big presentation In the break room by the fridge Then I froze on slide eleven Forgot what the budget is You tripped over all the jargon I mispronounced the client’s name (so bad) Boss is rubbing on his temples As we both burst out in flames (hey!) [Chorus] Welcome to Operation Epic Failure Raise your hands We blew it all Every step a little further from the trailer Still we laugh while we watch it fall If we’re going down in spectacular fashion Let the bloopers roll a little faster Operation Epic Failure But at least we fail together [Breakdown] [kick drum drops out, high-pass filter applied to guitar and bass] [shimmering synth pad swells] Here’s to plans that never landed Group chats full of "uh-oh" scans Here’s to dreams we crashed and branded Still we show up Still we stand (yeah) If this is how the story’s written Then write it big in red ink Bold letters [Outro] [full groove returns with pumping sidechain compression] [gradual fade out on slap bass and guitar riff] Welcome to Operation Epic Failure Raise your hands We blew it all Every step a little further from the trailer Still we laugh while we watch it fall If we’re going down in spectacular fashion Let the bloopers roll a little faster Operation Epic Failure Guess we’re legends of disaster
