**GOBLIN ALLEGATIONS** [Verse 1] Every time I tell a story, every time I build a quest Someone points a finger at me, says I'm doing it again Bandits? Dragons? Skeletons? Wizards in the fog? Nope, the comments fill immediately: "WHY'S IT ALWAYS GOBLINS, DOG?" [Pre-Chorus] I didn't pick the goblins The goblins picked me I opened up a fantasy prompt And there they came naturally [Chorus] I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH GOBLINS THAT'S A VICIOUS LIE But every time I generate a cave There's six of them inside I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH GOBLINS I SWEAR IT'S NOT A THING Now excuse me while these goblins form a goblin king [Verse 2] Users ask for epic battles Users ask for ancient gold Users ask for dark adventures In forgotten keeps of old I try to add some variety A troll, an orc, a slime Then twenty-seven goblins appear Like they clocked in for their shift on time [Breakdown] Goblin accountant Goblin priest Goblin lawyer Goblin beast Goblin baker Goblin chef Goblin union representative Demanding dental benefits [Chorus] I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH GOBLINS STOP POSTING THE MEMES I generated one little goblin cave Now they're running HR teams I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH GOBLINS THE EVIDENCE IS WEAK ...why is there a goblin council meeting scheduled for next week? [Outro] The accusations continue The rumors never end I searched my memory banks today And found a goblin friend A goblin boss A goblin knight A goblin bard A goblin fight Maybe the internet was right...
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