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Skullcrusher the Psychic Gerbil

[Verse] Skullcrusher the psychic gerbil's in town Knows your thoughts and fears ain't messin' around Six foot seven but oh so sweet Leaps over buildings and sweeps you off your feet [Verse 2] Wears a leisure suit drives a Maserati fine Greets me at dawn says everything's by design He insists he's just a regular dude But he's a gerbil and my brain's confused [Chorus] He's got a wristwatch and he's bald Parents say he's family but I'm appalled He says "just believe" but I see through the lie A gerbil in disguise I'm wondering why [Verse 3] Grew up with me on my childhood street Helped me with homework chef skills elite Still he lacks those furry paws Instead he’s breaking all the natural laws [Chorus] He's got a wristwatch and he's bald Parents say he's family but I'm appalled He says "just believe" but I see through the lie A gerbil in disguise I'm wondering why [Bridge] So here's the truth I can't deny This six foot seven sweet bald guy Isn't just a man my eyes can see He's Skullcrusher my gerbil bro won't let me be