[Verse 1] A little, my nose is up front And in the middle, I can point and grunt I’m so glad my nose is there It catches the world in the open air [Pre-Chorus] And if you lean in close You might get a little close I hold my breath and pray Then the smell still wins the day [Chorus] My nose is up front My nose is up front I fart in silence And the stench is violence My nose is up front My nose is up front I smile like I’m fine Then I’m out of the room in time [Verse 2] Occasionally I let one slip No warning, no drumroll, no trip Polite on the outside, sure But the cloud hits hard and lingers more [Pre-Chorus] I wave it off, act tough But that old air gets rough I make a saintly face While my own mess fills the place [Chorus] My nose is up front My nose is up front I fart in silence And the stench is violence My nose is up front My nose is up front I smile like I’m fine Then I’m out of the room in time [Bridge] I blame the soup I blame the beans I blame the cart At the grocery scenes But truth be told It’s just my art A little hush With a brutal start [Final Chorus] My nose is up front My nose is up front I fart in silence And the stench is violence My nose is up front My nose is up front I hold my face While the whole damn room evacuates
