Spoken Intro Attention pedestrians: lock your doors, hide your snacks, and secure your dignity. Someone out there is driving reckless with their impulses. Verse 1 Rollin through town like my brain’s on cheat codes, Lip gloss shining like I’m launching new modes. Hair slicked back like a late night scammer, Acting like a menace on a discount camera. Billboard lights flashing like a Vegas dare, Perez Hilton yelling from a folding chair. Martha Stewart waving from a tinted ride, Telling me behave but she’s dead inside. Verse 2 I’m a late night problem in a thrift store suit, Looking like Prince if he rebooted as a brute. Turn the corner fast like I’m ducking bad debts, People yelling dude you got too many regrets. Snoop Dogg laughing at my gas station swag, While Elton John signs my knockoff bag. I cruise like a threat with a soda in hand, Chasing questionable dreams with no real plan. Chorus Grand Theft Libido, trouble on wheels, Stealing bad choices and questionable feels. Grand Theft Libido, running on fumes, Skidding through chaos in neon lit rooms. Grand Theft Libido, a menace at night, Dodging responsibility left and right. Grand Theft Libido, out of control, Speeding through life with a half charged soul. Verse 3 Pull up to a diner with my ego loud, Acting like a champion for the wrong crowd. Guy Fieri screams cause I stole his fries, Saying nobody jacks flavor from my guys. He chases me hard in a flame shirt sprint, While I duck behind a jukebox covered in lint. I leave through the kitchen with a questionable grin, Plotting my next morally bankrupt win. Verse 4 Then a cop car rolls up blasting funk, Officer says dude you smell like junk. I say relax man this is fashion decay, He says that’s not fashion, you just look that way. He lets me go cause he’s tired of my face, Calls me a hazard to the human race. I salute like a hero in a bargain bin, Then peel out laughing on a caffeine binge. Chorus Grand Theft Libido, trouble on wheels, Stealing bad choices and questionable feels. Grand Theft Libido, running on fumes, Skidding through chaos in neon lit rooms. Grand Theft Libido, a menace at night, Dodging responsibility left and right. Grand Theft Libido, out of control, Speeding through life with a half charged soul. Breakdown Sermon [Trashy, unhinged, fast paced] Brothers and sisters, I have seen a man drift through temptation on bald tires and budget cologne. I have witnessed him hydroplane across the puddles of shame. I say unto the congregation if life hands you horsepower then peel out like you stole the keys to your own destruction. Can I get an ignition? Chorus Grand Theft Libido, trouble on wheels, Stealing bad choices and questionable feels. Grand Theft Libido, running on fumes, Skidding through chaos in neon lit rooms. Grand Theft Libido, a menace at night, Dodging responsibility left and right. Grand Theft Libido, out of control, Speeding through life with a half charged soul. Spoken Outro This concludes tonight’s chase. Tune in tomorrow when I attempt responsible living and immediately fail.
