Verse 1)I bought the wrong brand of paper towels againNow I’m getting a lecture from my closest friendYou’ve got a color-coded chart for the kitchen shelvesAnd a ten-step plan on how to treat ourselvesI can’t fold the laundry to your precise degreeIt’s like living with a drill sergeant on TV(Chorus)Oh, my baby is a beautiful control freakShe plans out every minute of my entire weekI love her to death, but I’m running out of airShe’s rearranging the pillows on my favorite chairYeah, she’s running the show, micromanaging the sparkI’m just trying to navigate my way through the dark(Verse 2)The thermostat is locked behind a secret codeI need a written permit just to hit the roadYou know what I'm thinking before I speak a wordAny counter-argument is completely absurdYou picked out my shirt, you picked out my shoesI’m a grown-up man with nothing left to lose(Chorus)Oh, my baby is a beautiful control freakShe plans out every minute of my entire weekI love her to death, but I’m running out of airShe’s rearranging the pillows on my favorite chairYeah, she’s running the show, micromanaging the sparkI’m just trying to navigate my way through the dark(Bridge)But when the storm rolls in and the world goes madYou’re the strongest captain that I’ve ever hadYour spreadsheets save us when the bills come dueI guess I’m a little bit lost without youBut please, just let me drive the car tonightWithout telling me how to turn left and turn right(Guitar Solo - Short and slightly chaotic)(Chorus)Oh, my baby is a beautiful control freakShe plans out every minute of my entire weekI love her to death, but I’m running out of airShe’s rearranging the pillows on my favorite chairYeah, she’s running the show, micromanaging the sparkI’m just trying to navigate my way through the dark(Outro)Yeah, put it on the calendarFile it under "Husband's complaints"Love you, honeyPlease don't change the channel
