[Verse 1] I clock in At the edge of existence Swipe my badge Through an asteroid punch card Break room's Got a black hole vending machine Snacks drop At relativistic speeds The Sun's On mandatory wellness leave Took a spa day In a nebula cloud HR sent An email to Andromeda "Please stop Moonlighting as a crowd" [Chorus] Welcome to the Cosmic HR Department Filling out forms for a newborn star If your planet spins Press 7 If your god is late Hold for a supervisor Yeah We orbit in an open office Galaxies synced to the calendar Take a number Take a lifetime We’ll approve your miracle after the tone [Verse 2] Mars texts "New pyramid just dropped" Influencer In a rover on live "Smash that rock" For the algorithm Leave a like If you’re still alive Saturn's rings Are premium subscriptions Pay-per-view For the meteor show Jupiter's storm Is a corporate logo now Big red eye In a brand-new font glow [Chorus] [Bridge] [low vocal register] I met God In the lobby on Thursday He was Updating his profile pic Said "Son The universe bugs sometimes" Then ctrl-Z'd A singularity glitch [whispered vocals] User agreement 40 pages Sign your atoms Tiny wages Click "accept" for revelations Skip tutorial Skip salvation [crescendo] Now the Milky Way's a mailing list Spam from parallel realities "Unsubscribe?" Button never works Guess eternity's Just auto-reply [Chorus]
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