[Verse] If you meet Gerold It's your lucky day He never takes an Uber or a subway No He's much too cool He's too good for that He prefers to travel in a Cadillac [Pre-Chorus] If you got a long story He'll hear it If you got a beer He'll drink it If you got some shade He'll find it If you got a pond He'll swim in it [Chorus] If you meet Gerold It's your lucky day Gerold the duck is one of a kind He walks around like a businessman But he's a lazy duck He's a lazy duck Gerold the duck is one of a kind He walks around like a businessman But he's a lazy duck He's a lazy duck [Verse 2] If you meet Gerold It's your lucky day He only orders shrimp when it's flambéed His suits are custom-tailored in Paris He eats his breakfast in bed on a terrace [Pre-Chorus] If you got a yacht He'll take it If you got a martini He'll shake it If you got some champagne He'll pop it If you got a red carpet He'll walk it [Chorus] If you meet Gerold It's your lucky day Gerold the duck is one of a kind He walks around like a businessman But he's a lazy duck He's a lazy duck Gerold the duck is one of a kind He walks around like a businessman But he's a lazy duck He's a lazy duck [Bridge] No He's not a swan He's a duck But he's not a peasant duck He's not a peasant duck He's not a peasant duck No He's not a swan He's a duck But he's not a peasant duck He's not a peasant duck He's not a peasant duck
