
Hottest Paladin Alive
[Intro] Yeah, I know what you're thinking. No, this isn't a spell. This is just what happens when I show up. Like, I think some guy just fell [Verse 1] Walked onto the boardwalk, sunglasses on my face Red hair in the ocean wind, everybody knows my name They heard about the battles, heard I made the monsters fall Funny how the same legends wanna watch me at the mall No armor, no helmet, no sword on my back A little smile with confidence, got me picking up slack The bards tell stories like I'm some holy sign But they leave out the part where I look this damn fine [Pre-Chorus] I don't need a charm spell, don't need a magic trick Don't need a whispered enchantment just to make you look twice I've got a maxed-out stat and a dangerous grin And I know exactly the trouble of my favorite sin [Chorus] I'm the hottest paladin alive Halo shining but I know I drive you wild Saved the world, took down kings Now I'm causing different kinds of things Got the smile, got the style Got you staring for a while Call it magic, call it divine But this charisma is mine I'm the hottest paladin alive [Verse 2] I can walk into a tavern and the whole room turns around Heroes stop their drinking, villains stop making sounds The same guys who challenged me are suddenly polite Funny how respect improves when I walk into the light I've got a reputation everywhere I go Coast to the coast, yeah, everybody knows They call me a champion, they call me a queen But I'm still the girl who wants barbecue and a beach [Pre-Chorus] They think it's Sorshen's legacy They think it's ancient art They think some old forgotten magic Put this fire in my heart But here's the secret nobody sees: The spell was always me [Chorus] I'm the hottest paladin alive Halo shining but I know I drive you wild Saved the world, took down kings Now I'm causing different kinds of things Got the smile, got the style Got you staring for a while Call it magic, call it divine But this charisma is mine I'm the hottest paladin alive [Bridge] I spent years fighting shadows Carrying the weight of the world So forgive me if tonight I let myself feel like a girl The armor comes off The worries fade away The battlefield can wait until another day Tonight I'm laughing Tonight I'm free The greatest power I have Is just being me [Final Chorus] I'm the hottest paladin alive A little holy, a little wild Got a warrior's heart and a wicked smile Been making legends for a while So raise your glass, enjoy the view I saved the world, now I'm saving room For dancing, flirting, and having fun Because even heroes need some sun I'm the hottest paladin alive And yeah, I know it That's the point of the song [Outro] Like duh. It's ok to check me out


