Old Mother Hubbard

[intro] [verse] Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give her poor dog, a bone: When she got there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had, none.(he was hungry) She went to the baker’s To buy him some bread; When she came back Her dog was, dead!(oh, snap) She went to the undertaker’s To buy him a coffin; When she came back She touched him, ever so often. Miss Hubbard, he dead. This wonderful dog Was Mother Hubbard’s delight, He could read, he could dance, He could sing, he could even write.(talented dog) She gave him treats Whenever he fed, And erected a monument When he was dead. Yo man, that took a turn. Who knew? I guess her dog, weren't the only one, that was poor. [bridge] [verse] Before he died. No ands, buts, or maybes. He bit her on her booty. And now, she got rabies. Bet she'll keep her next dog fed.