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sPAcE fORcE 🤪 _-~

[Intro] [vinyl crackle, syncopated electric bass, steady drum machine beat] [Verse 1] [spoken male vocals] We created and I created a thing called Space Force, so important. You know, we were losing the race in space very badly to China and to Russia. And now we're far and away number one in space and reestablished Space Com with a mission to protect American space assets and detect any threat to our homeland. We initially selected Huntsville for the Space Com headquarters, yet those plans were wrongfully obstructed by the Biden administration. And as you know, they moved them to a different locale. And today we're moving forward with what we want to do and the place that we want to have this, and this will be there for hopefully hundreds of years, that's where it's going to be. I will say I want to thank Colorado. The problem I have with Colorado, one of the big problems, they do mail-in voting. They went to all mail-in voting, so they have automatically crooked elections. And we can't have that. When a state is for mail-in voting, that means they want dishonest elections because that's what it means. So that played a big factor also. In Huntsville, Space Com will play a key role in building the golden dome, as you know. That's going to be a big thing, everybody wants to be a participant in it. Missile defense shield, we're going to be having a golden dome that the likes of which nobody's ever seen before. The finest, the best. And by the way, Canada called, they want to be a part of it. And that'll be great, but Canada wants very much to be included in that, and then we're going to work something out with them, I hope. We'll also ensure that our technological capabilities, of which we're way ahead of anybody else, there's nobody close, remain unmatched long into the future. So I'd like to ask Secretary Hexseth to say a few words. He was very much a part of it, and really everybody behind me was. Every one of these people would call me and lobby me. I said, "Katie, I don't want to talk to you anymore. I know, I know what you want." She said, "That's right, sir, that's what I want." And they got their way. So I just want to congratulate, these are really special people. They're politicians in many ways, but they're great patriots, I think even more so than politicians. So they fought very hard to get it, and it's an honor to give it to Huntsville. Pete, say a few words. [Outro] [instrumental fades with clean electric guitar accents]