# Nobody Scams T-Rex **[Verse 1]** Telephone rings in the dinosaur den, “Congratulations—you’ve won again!” “Just send us money, don’t tell your friends.” T-Rex grins, “Here we fucking go again.” They promise him diamonds, a brand-new car, A million-dollar check from a land afar. But Rex knows every dirty trick— Tiny little arms, but his brain is quick. **[Chorus]** Nobody scams T-Rex, He’ll stomp on your lies and reject your checks. Gift cards, crypto, phony cash— He sees that bullshit and ends it fast. You can spoof that number, disguise your text, But nobody—nobody scams T-Rex! **[Verse 2]** A fake prize agent starts talking sweet: “Pay us a fee and your fortune’s complete.” Rex gives a roar that shakes the street: “Real prizes don’t charge you to claim your treat!” Then “tech support” says his laptop’s infected, But Rex knows damn well they’re full of deception. “Give us your password!” the scammer demands— Rex laughs, “I couldn’t type it with these tiny hands!” **[Chorus]** Nobody scams T-Rex, He’ll stomp on your lies and reject your checks. Gift cards, crypto, phony cash— He sees that bullshit and ends it fast. You can spoof that number, disguise your text, But nobody—nobody scams T-Rex! **[Bridge]** He checks the name, he checks the source, Then blocks that number with prehistoric force. No fear, no rush, no clicking links— The king of the dinosaurs stops and thinks. **[Breakdown]** “Act right now!” No, Rex won’t bite. “Keep it secret!” That shit ain’t right. “Send us money!” Your game is wrecked. You picked the wrong beast— You called T-Rex! **[Final Chorus]** Nobody scams T-Rex, He chews up fraud and spits out threats. Fake-ass jackpots, crooked contracts— One mighty roar and the scammers crack. You can change your story and fake your specs, But nobody—nobody scams T-Rex! **[Outro]** So hang up the phone and double-check, Never let a stranger empty your account next. Tell every scammer from here to Quebec: Nobody, nobody, nobody scams T-Rex!
