🦇 🕸️ 🪦 ── ⛧ 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 ⛧ ── 🪦 🕸️ 🦇 Welcome to the Nightmarish Ride. A variety show in a deserted fun fare that at mignight suddenly turns to a crowded place - Dare you buy a ticket... for just a coin? Dare you enter the show? 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/cad1c252-6b7a-4132-b271-ae36afb042b8 💀 🎃 ✦ ── 𓆙 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 𓆙 ── ✦ 🎃 💀 [Verse 1] I keep my bones beneath the stairs I oil the hinges, count the pairs Of ankles passing by the gate Four paws deciding my fate The park sign swings on one bent screw The grass is bright, the sky is blue But every leash can come undone And every muzzle wants to run [Pre-Chorus] You call it friendly, I call it fast I know exactly what I am to that [Chorus] A giant fetch-toy with a nervous grin A hollow prize they want to drag me in Golden retriever paranoia They see a handle where my ribs begin Golden retriever paranoia I was not built for a game I cannot win [Verse 2] The terrier stares through the iron bars Like I am treasure from the yard next door The labrador is wagging hard He has already named me “stick” in his heart I hear the tags, I hear the shoes I hear the owner say, “He loves to choose” Choose what? My femur? My left knee? Please keep your champion away from me [Pre-Chorus] You call it playful, I call it proof That every dog can smell right through [Chorus] A giant fetch-toy with a nervous grin A hollow prize they want to drag me in Golden retriever paranoia They see a handle where my ribs begin Golden retriever paranoia I was not built for a game I cannot win [Bridge] I practiced saying, “Drop it, please” But jaws do not respect degrees I bought a whistle, bought a vest I hid my skull beneath my chest [Instrumental] [Final Chorus] A giant fetch-toy beneath the sun A walking trophy made for everyone Golden retriever paranoia The park is closed, but here they come Golden retriever paranoia I’ll haunt the bench till the barking’s done [Outro] No, I am not a stick No, I am not a stick Please tell your dog I’m anatomically sick