Hey everyone, Jimmy and I have another song collaboration. This is quite possibly the funniest one we have done yet. We love it! It's the right amount of absurd humor. We hope you like it! Lyrics: Jimmy d sausage Music: Fractal _______________________________________________________ It started as a tickle A little skunky scratch By the time I blinked It was a brewin' boilin' batch Couldn't keep em quiet Couldn’t keep the volume low Now I’m walking fuckin funny everywhere I fuckin go If I’m lookin bright beet red Its cause this ain’t cute or cool Feelin kinda itchy Got me scratchin like a mule Cooter crabs Oh Cooter crabs They’ve really got me now Dancing sideways stanky like a Cooter crab somehow Need that cooter cream Yeah Gimme that fire crotch fix Stop this fire crotch itch It’s playing dirty fupa tricks Scratchin down On the subway Gropin my groin In the grocery aisle I’m scratching like I’ve got no style If anyone is askin hey there is your poon tang thang alright? I just mumble and grumble real low “Oh It’s… just uh A bug bite” Feel the ocean critters crawling in my skin Sea creatures clippin I just can’t fuckin win Cooter crabs Oh Cooter crabs They’ve really got me now Dancing sideways stanky like a Cooter crab somehow Need that cooter cream Yeah Gimme that fire crotch fix Stop this fire crotch itch It’s playing dirty fupa tricks Tried some melted candle wax, i put the lotion on the skin scrubbed it down with gasoline To give myself a Grin I Shaved it bald at 3am Now it’s red.and raw, and obscene Spread some chunky peanut butter But that just made it worse Now I’m cussin’ at my cooter Like I'm livin’ with a curse Cooter crabs Oh Cooter crabs They’ve got me now Dancing sideways stanky like a Cooter crab somehow Need that cooter cream Yeah Gimme that fire crotch fix Stop this fire crotch itch It’s playing dirty fupa tricks
