[Intro] (Fast acoustic banjo intro, sudden heavy trap 808 bass drop) [Spoken Word - Thick Southern Accent] Yo, yo... it's MC Tractor in the house! Straight out the cornfield, baby! Drop that country beat! [Verse 1] [Banjo Strumming With Heavy Trap Drums] I got my cowboy boots and my gold-plated chain I am the best rapper, driving in the rain! My rhymes are so hot, hotter than a stove I drive a green tractor down in Oak Grove! I love to eat chicken, I love to eat beans I'm the coolest rapper wearing blue jeans! [Record Scratch] The people in the town say my flow is kinda slow But I am going big time, skipping the intro! I rhyme "cat" with "hat", and "dog" with "log" I'm the biggest superstar spitting in the fog! [Chorus] [Style Switch: Catchy Melodic Country-Rock Chorus] [Upbeat Banjo and Electric Guitar Wall of Sound] He wants to be a rap star, a country boy supreme! Living out his hip-hop, deep-fried dream! His rhymes might be funny, his flow might be bad But he's the happiest rapper that the South ever had! Yeah, he’s shaking the barn, making everybody dance Give this country boy a hip-hop chance! [Verse 2] [Fast Rap Delivery - Country Accent] I went to Miami, tried to sign a major deal The producer laughed so hard he dropped his happy meal! He said, "Son, your lyrics belong in 1994" So I grabbed my big cowboy hat and walked out the door! My mama says I'm great, my cousin thinks I'm rad I rhyme "sad" with "dad", and "mad" with "bad"! I don't need no Drake, I don't need no Jay-Z I got five hundred chickens and they cheering for me! [Funny Chicken Sound FX] Watch out Hollywood, MC Tractor's on the way! [Chorus] [Style Switch: Catchy Melodic Country-Rock Chorus] He wants to be a rap star, a country boy supreme! Living out his hip-hop, deep-fried dream! His rhymes might be funny, his flow might be bad But he's the happiest rapper that the South ever had! Yeah, he’s shaking the barn, making everybody dance Give this country boy a hip-hop chance! [Bridge] [Epic Banjo and Heavy Trap 808 Breakdown] (Country boy trying to beatbox but ending up coughing) Ugh-chk-a-ugh... pass me some sweet tea! [Fast Electric Country Guitar Solo] [Outro] [Music Fades Down to Acoustic Banjo] [Funny Outro Rap] Yeah, that's right... MC Tractor... I rhyme "moon" with... "spoon"... and "soon"... Platinum record coming... eventually... Peace out, y'all! [Final funny tractor horn honk] [Fade out]
