*(Verse 1)* I sit within the tavernβs glow, Where truth is bent and stories grow. A boy so young, without a beard, Slayed a dragonβtwelve heads appeared! *(Chorus)* Oh, drink and cheer, let legends rise, Reality fades before our eyes! The ale is strong, the tales are wide, For truth has long been cast aside! *(Verse 2)* A wanderer swore, with trembling words, He saw a dwarf, the size of birdsβ No, wait! Not birds, a mountain tall! Perhaps his drink explained it all. *(Chorus)* Oh, drink and cheer, let legends rise, Reality fades before our eyes! The ale is strong, the tales are wide, For truth has long been cast aside! *(Verse 3)* A thief so rich, his gold untold, Yet couldnβt buy a pint to hold! And in the graveyard ghosts may creep, But the scariest sight? No rum to keep! *(Bridge)* The warrior fought an army proud, With rusted swordβit barely plowed. The wizard stares into your soul, Yet years have left his eyesight *dull!* *(Verse 4)* A sailor claims he sailed the deep, Yet his boat lies near the sheep! The watchman comes so late tonight, For at the gate he slept so tight! *(Final Chorus)* Oh, drink and cheer, let legends rise, Reality fades before our eyes! The ale is strong, the tales are wide, For truth has long been cast aside!
