[Intro – corporate elevator music glitching into dark heartbeat] Yeah… She didn’t just poison apples. She poisoned the whole damn brand. [Verse 1] Merchant sat on her tower throne made of black glass and lies Mirror on the wall feeding her ego in 4K high But down in the basement, chained to a bed of thorns and dreams Snow White lay sleeping — the real heir to the Poison Apple regime Dwarves knew the truth, been mining it for years in secret shifts “Boss lady poisoned her own blood just to keep control of the gifts” They worked the lines, smiled for the cameras, played the happy role While quietly sharpening picks… waiting for the right soul [Pre-Chorus] Then the crew kicked the door in like “We heard there’s a princess to free.” [Chorus – dark corporate roast] Poison Apple Merchant built an empire on filtered lies Kept Snow White sleeping so she couldn’t claim the prize Dwarves knew the truth but played along for survival pay Now the revolution’s here — and it’s logging in today Red cut the chains, Wolf smelled the corporate fear Gretel said “This the same witch who sold us all those poisoned pears?” Beauty laughed — “She really hid the real princess in the basement like a glitch” Hansel just loaded his sling — “Time to overthrow the bitch” [Verse 2 – The Reclamation] Snow White woke up swinging, eyes clear for the first time in years Looked at the Merchant — “You stole my name, my face, and my tears” Merchant tried the mirror trick, “Who’s the fairest of them all?” Snow White smashed it — “Me, when I watch your empire fall” Dwarves poured out the tunnels like a union strike gone wild Beast held the gates, Woodcutter taught them how to swing with style Wolf just grinned at the Merchant — “You cursed me too back in the day Now the whole forest billing you for every lie you made them pay” [Bridge – spoken, ice cold] Merchant tried to run — “This is my company! My brand!” Red blocked the door — “You don’t own the stories anymore, Karen.” Snow White stood tall, voice ringing through the halls “I reclaim the Poison Apple name… and I’m making better calls.” [Final Chorus – full, triumphant chaos] Snow White took the company, fired the whole old board Dwarves got ownership, no more “ho ho ho” in the mines anymore Merchant got dragged out screaming by her own filtered lies While the crew raised a glass — “To the revolution that actually tries” No more poisoned apples sold as “natural delight” No more sleeping princesses kept out of sight The dwarves run the mountain, Snow White runs the brand And the forest? It’s finally got the upper hand. [Outro – glitchy laugh into howl] Yeah… They really hid the princess in the basement. Snow White woke up. And the empire? Got reclaimed.
