How to treat the cat. Not any cat but THE cat. YOUR cat. The cat you LOVE, the cat you CRAVE. The cat you never push away, but are never foolhardy enough to call, cause try as you may, they’ll come when they’re damned well ready. And they always come - 'Bout the time you’ve lost interest. You’re only fayning and they know it. The cat you stroke while it’s peacefully lying on your lap. You are amused by your cat no matter what it does. You know that every act is a playful attempt at being something else than a natural cat. It’s cute, but they’re not serious and they like to make you think that they don’t know you know it. And then you have to do a little acting yourself. You have to pretend that you don’t know that they’re not serious. But throughout the game, never lose sight of the fact that your cat likes to celebrate your love more than anything else. So, you stroke and pet (stroke and pet) whenever you can. (Do it now!) That's your cat, they’ll romp away like they’re not interested, but always come back for more. "The real reason is that they like it (so damned much) they are afraid that they won’t be able to get enough. " (Can't get enough of that loving!) But they want it and they’ll take it, then, (beyond a certain point), they WILL you to never stop. (Oh, don't everrrr stop!) And they get there and their thrill is so wholesome they will throw out anger (Rrrrowl!) just to get you to stop. Don’t worry, they need only catch their breath, they’ll be back for more. "That's YOUR cat!" All you have to do is never let on like you’re talking to the cat. Wink, smile, coo, flirt with your cat. [Whisper] Just don’t say anything. -- When they can’t stand being away from you, they’ll come fast. (Hello-Ohh!) Here’s the fact - (Jack) as long as you always let your cat know it’s wanted, it will be in a (constant dilemma) of wishing to celebrate, and backing off because it feels so SINfully good. "...feels so SINfully goo...ahhh"
