***** A cover of a song made by @tongmick***** https://suno.com/song/37832362-d79d-4f83-9bfb-e575079aece0 I woke up this mornin’, feelin’ like John Wayne, But my day went south like a hurricane. Choked on my coffee, my boot’s got a leak, This three-day beard’s got me lookin’ antique. Tried to saddle up, but the horse said, “Nope,” Stepped in a cow pie, now I’m losin’ hope. Slipped on the barn floor, landed on my pride, This clumsy cowboy’s luck’s taken a slide. My wife’s hollerin’, “Clean up that mess!” As I’m dodgin’ chaos in this cowboy dress. I’m the clumsy cowboy, ain’t life a thrill? Ridin’ this rodeo, uphill. I’m the clumsy cowboy, havin’ a bad day, Kicked by a heifer in a painful way. Milk’s gone sour, chickens are mad, Prairie dust in my eyes, feelin’ so sad. Oh, I’m the clumsy cowboy, just tryin’ to survive, Livin’ this farm life, barely alive. Went to feed the chickens, they pecked my hand, That rooster’s got a grudge, I don’t understand. The milk in the pail’s curdled and mean, And the tractor’s coughin’ on fumes of gasoline. Tripped on a bucket, face-planted in hay, Got a splinter in my thumb—what else can I say? Ripped my jeans on a rusty barbed wire, This clumsy cowboy’s stuck in the mire. My wife’s shoutin’, “Get it together!” As I battle this stormy weather. I’m the clumsy cowboy, what a sight, Tryin’ to make it through this endless fight. I’m the clumsy cowboy, havin’ a bad day, Kicked by a heifer in a painful way. Milk’s gone sour, chickens are mad, Prairie dust in my eyes, feelin’ so sad. Oh, I’m the clumsy cowboy, just tryin’ to survive, Livin’ this farm life, barely alive. Hay fever’s got me sneezin’, can’t catch my breath, Tripped on a rake, nearly met my death. Dust in my eyes, can’t see the sun, But I’ll keep on smilin’ when the day is done. Fence needs fixin’, tools are gone, Cow’s in the kitchen, singin’ her song. Dog stole my hat, ain’t that a fact? This clumsy cowboy’s got no tact. My wife’s yellin’, “Fix this mess!” As I face another cowboy test. I’m the clumsy cowboy, what a day, Livin’ life in this hapless way. I’m the clumsy cowboy, havin’ a bad day, Kicked by a heifer in a painful way. Milk’s gone sour, chickens are mad, Prairie dust in my eyes, feelin’ so sad. Oh, I’m the clumsy cowboy, just tryin’ to survive, Livin’ this farm life, barely alive. So here’s to the cowboys, rough and unrefined, Life’s a wild ride, one of a kind. I may not be John Wayne, but I’ve got my charm, Just a clumsy cowboy, keepin’ the farm warm. Yeah, I’m the clumsy cowboy, doin’ the best I can, Livin’ this farm life, one mishap at a time.
