[Intro – suave guitar + sneaky footsteps + distant wolf chuckle] Yeah… Red didn’t just hit back. She sent the smoothest cat in the forest to do surgery on the weak point. [Verse 1 – Red’s Plan] Red gathered the crew in the reclaimed tower, map on the table lit low “Merchant’s using the Prince like a puppet — daddy issues on show He’s the weak link in her chain, still chasing validation and crown Puss… you’re going in. Convince him to flip or burn it all down.” Puss tipped his hat, boots shining, grin full of chaos and charm “Undercover as a royal advisor? I was born for this con, mon ami” Red warned him — “Don’t get cocky. He’s still simping for the throne Get him to take the kingdom… and ship the Merchant somewhere she can’t be known” [Pre-Chorus] Puss winked — “Leave it to the cat. I do subtle like nobody else.” [Chorus – dark humor swagger] Puss went undercover, hat low, accent thick as hell Convinced the Prince he was “destined for greatness, can’t you tell?” “Take the kingdom, be your own man, not your father’s little tool Merchant’s using you, bro — time to play the king, not the fool” Prince started cracking — “You really think I can run this thing?” Puss poured the ego fuel — “Mon prince, you were born to be king” Ursula and Hook waiting in the wings for the exile run One sea witch, one pirate — perfect retirement for the Merchant, done [Verse 2 – The Flip] Puss worked the Prince like a fiddle in a royal suit “Merchant’s poison, my friend — she’s the one who made you the brute Take the crown, force her out, send her to the pirate’s cove Ursula and Hook will keep her… they owe me a favor, mon amour” Prince finally snapped — ego burnt, spine finally grown Stormed the boardroom mid-meeting, took the throne on his own “Merchant, you’re banished — pack your lies and your brand This kingdom’s mine now… and I’m done being your simp hand” Merchant screamed as Hook dragged her away with a hook and a grin Ursula cackled — “Welcome to the depths, darling — let the fun begin” [Bridge – spoken, cocky & dark] Puss tipped his hat from the rafters, mission complete Red nodded from the shadows — “Good kitty. The weak point is beat.” Prince stood taller, crown finally fitting his head First time he wasn’t just daddy’s puppet — he was the one who led [Final Chorus – full, triumphant dark humor] Red hit back hard through the weakest link in the chain Puss played the Prince like a violin, drove the Merchant insane Ursula and Hook took her in with open arms and a smile “Welcome to exile, darling — you’ll fit right in for a while” Prince took the kingdom, finally found his own spine Pinocchio cheered from the sidelines — “Friend we are… eventually… fine” The crew watched it all with a well-earned little grin One more fairy tale flipped… and the revolution spins [Outro – guitar + fading howl] Yeah… Red didn’t need an army. She sent a cat in boots. And the Merchant? Got shipped off to pirate therapy. The kingdom? Finally had a prince who wasn’t completely useless.
