
"Fellas Pay Double"
🎶 **"Fellas Pay Double"** 🎶 *(Intro – spoken, teasing)* Mmm-hmm. You lookin’ good, baby — real good. But unless your name’s on *this* list... You betta reach deep in them Jordache jeans. 'Cause tonight? **Fellas. Pay. Double.** *(Hook – harmonized & groovin’)* 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** You wanna come inside? Gotta pay that price! 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Unless your name got heat and ice! 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** We ain’t lettin’ no mess get in this bubble. 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Now check the list — or feel the struggle! *(Verse 1)* If your name is Mike and you dressed real clean, With a gold chain swingin’ like a disco king — Come on in, you earned your way, But *Dave*, you best be ready to pay. Now *Mark*, *Rich*, *Scott*, *Paul*and *Frank*, We see you flexin’ in the parking lot. But don’t act slick like you run the scene — Unless your name is *Jim*, and you know what I mean! *(Hook – repeat)* 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** If you think you're cute, well prove it fast! 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Ain’t no free rides — this groove got class! 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Unless you're *Tony* or *Chris* from around the way... 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Otherwise, sugar, it’s full price you pay! *(Verse 2)* *Kevin* got the perm and the platform shoes, He’s got rhythm — so we’ll let him cruise. But *Brian*, *Fred*, and *Jeff* on the wall, You better make it rain or nothin’ at all! *Ricky*, *Randy*, *Greg*, and *Dan*, This ain’t no game, you better come with a plan. If your name ain’t *Tom*, *Keith*, or *Ray* — Then don’t get mad when you hear us say... *(Bridge – spoken with harmony in the background)* No name on the list? Then the fee's gonna twist. You're fine, you're fly — but baby don’t lie. You got that money? Or you just got style? *(Final Hook – breakdown & attitude)* 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Yeah, we love your moves — but we love that green! 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** This ain’t no teenage dream, it's a disco queen scene! 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Unless you're on the VIP vibe tonight… 🎵 **Fellas pay double!** Pay up, playboy Rob, or get left in the light! *(Outro – funky ad-libs)* Oooh, we told ya... No wrist stamp, no dance lamp! Ronnie, Donnie, Billy, Larry, Dennis, Darnell, Daryl, Kenny too — We see you… but the bouncer do too. Said, but the bouncer do too!! 🎤 *Fellas… pay… double!* *Unless you sweet-talkin’ Betty at the door...* (Then maybe... just maybe...)

