[Intro] Who is this… Newboy Green, anyway? [Bridge 1] “Maybe He is Timber Lake?” [Chorus 1] Oh! Maybe he is famous “Or maybe he is poor” Maybe he is heinous “Or maybe from The Doors?” Maybe he is Magical “Or maybe he is fake” Maybe he is Spectacle “Or Justin Timber Lake!” Hey! Maybe he is famous “Or maybe he is poor” Maybe he is heinous “Or maybe from The Doors?” Maybe he is Magical “Or maybe he is fake” Maybe he is Spectacle “Or Justin Timber Lake!” Ho! [Verse 1] People often come to ask me “Why the mask?!” My friend “You nasty?” Ahh-haha “Yes of course!” You wouldn’t want to see this “Most Hideous” Corpse It’s Full of scars and bubbles “And drinker’s remorse” A few too many pimples “And the hatred of divorce” I am the Evil Boogie Man “I am the devil’s Force” You should stay away from me “Repentance at your doors” I am a Wicked Celebrity “I am on the floors” I am hiding what they said to me “For reputational re-source” Ahhh-hah-haaa! [Chorus 2] Oh! Maybe he is famous “Or maybe he is poor” Maybe he is heinous “Or maybe from The Doors?” Maybe he is Magical “Or maybe he is fake” Maybe he is Spectacle “Or Justin Timber Lake!” Hey! Maybe he is famous “Or maybe he is poor” Maybe he is heinous “Or maybe from The Doors?” Maybe he is Magical “Or maybe he is fake” Maybe he is Spectacle “Or Justin Timber Lake!” Ho! [Verse 2] Won’t you share your life with us? “For all online to see and read” We jumped off the bridge some time ago “You should jump with us Eugene” Nah “I’m good bro” What what What?! You can’t handle my life “It’s too amazing!” Even if I only showed you a part of it “It would feel degrading” But that’s not what I’m here for “I am here to make music!” And maybe say some things “That’s been on my mind congruent” So maybe I is Nobody “Or maybe I am More” Maybe I just want to mess with you “Or just open up the door” Knock-Knock-Knock?! “Boo!” [Chorus 3] Oh! Maybe he is famous “Or maybe he is poor” Maybe he is heinous “Or maybe from The Doors?” Maybe he is Magical “Or maybe he is fake” Maybe he is Spectacle “Or Justin Timber Lake!” Hey! Maybe he is famous “Or maybe he is poor” Maybe he is heinous “Or maybe from The Doors?” Maybe he is Magical “Or maybe he is fake” Maybe he is Spectacle “Or Justin Timber Lake!” Ho! [Outro] Or! Maybe He is Not “Boop!” [End Song]
