*(Intro: Explosive slap bass riff, crunchy guitar, handclaps, and synth stabs—pure high-energy chaos!)* **Verse 1:** *(Shouted, fast-paced, wild energy!)* A disco ninja stole the moon! (Hey!) Danced on Saturn in a latex suit! (Whoa!) Fought a robot made of cheese— (What?!) Now he’s livin’ in my dreams! (Yeah!) **Pre-Chorus:** *(Doo-wop harmonies, gang vocals punch in!)* Ooooh, he’s got the moves! (The moves!) Ooooh, he’s got the juice! (The juice!) **Chorus:** *(Big, shouted, ultra-catchy!)* LUNAR DISCO NINJA! (Ninja!) Shake it like a laser tiger! (Tiger!) LUNAR DISCO NINJA! (Ninja!) Funk blast—feel the fire! (Whoo!) *(Instrumental break: Slap bass frenzy, handclaps, synth squiggles!)* **Verse 2:** *(More absurdity, shouted with attitude!)* Rode a shark through Tokyo! (Rad!) Ate a cloud—now he glows! (Wow!) Met a wizard, stole his hat— (Boom!) Now the hat’s a techno cat! (Meow!) **Pre-Chorus:** *(Harmonies return, gang vocals hype it up!)* Ooooh, he’s got the glow! (The glow!) Ooooh, here we go! (Let’s go!) **Chorus (x2):** LUNAR DISCO NINJA! (Ninja!) Shake it like a laser tiger! (Tiger!) LUNAR DISCO NINJA! (Ninja!) Funk blast—feel the fire! (Whoo!) **Bridge:** *(Gritty guitar solo—raw, squealing, wah-wah madness! Lo-fi garage tone, drums pounding!) *(Underneath: Choir hums a ghostly "Ooooh…")* **Breakdown:** *(Half-time stomp, slap bass slaps HARD, gang chant call-and-response!)* HEY! (HEY!) HO! (HO!) FUNKY GHOSTS IN A RADIO! (WHOO!) **Final Chorus (x4, fade-out with chaos!)** LUNAR DISCO NINJA! (Ninja!) Shake it like a laser tiger! (Tiger!) LUNAR DISCO NINJA! (Ninja!) Funk blast—feel the fire! (Whoo!) *(Outro: Instruments collapse into synth noise, one last slap bass POP, crowd cheer—DONE!)*
