Stealin' Yo' Girl (Mrs. Flakez)- Crunchy Captian

(Intro — ocean waves, ship horn in distance)
Ahoy…
Crunch time.
Corn Flakez, you might wanna sit down for this.

Hook — Crunchy Captain

Stealin’ yo’ girl, call her Mrs. Flakez,
She jumped ship quick, no delay.
Said she tired of soggy in the bowl all day,
Now she ridin’ with the Captain, waves on sway.

Stealin’ yo’ girl, no crumbs, no trail,
Heart set sail when she saw my sail.
You had the box, but I own the sea,
Mrs. Flakez say she rockin’ with me.

Verse 1

You brag loud but your crunch don’t last,
Morning hype fade way too fast.
She wanted flavor, she wanted heat,
Not that plain-Jane breakfast routine.

I pulled up smooth with the ocean breeze,
Gold-trim coat, confidence ease.
She said, “Captain, you steer so right,”
I said, “Climb aboard, we sail tonight.”

Pre-Hook

You had her heart on a cardboard throne,
I gave her waves and a world unknown.
She don’t want flakes fallin’ apart,
She want a captain with a sturdy heart.

Hook — Crunchy Captain

Stealin’ yo’ girl, call her Mrs. Flakez,
She upgraded quick, no debates.
Said she done with the crumble phase,
Now she cruise control for days.

Stealin’ yo’ girl, smooth and clean,
Captain charisma, ocean sheen.
You lost your queen, that’s the fee,
Mrs. Flakez sailin’ free with me.

Verse 2

You was loud online, Captain quiet in motion,
While you poured milk, I poured devotion.
She wanted adventure, thrill, and spark,
Not another bland bowl in the dark.

I don’t chase — I attract that tide,
Confidence heavy like anchors ride.
She said you sweet but you dissolve,
I’m solid steel — I don’t involve.

Bridge (playful, taunting)

No hard feelings, no need to stress,
She just wanted more than breakfast.
You can keep the box and flakes,
I’m makin’ waves and big escapes.

Final Hook — Bigger Energy

Stealin’ yo’ girl, Mrs. Flakez glowin’,
Wind in her hair, whole crew knowin’.
From cereal aisle to open sea,
She found her captain — that’s me.

Stealin’ yo’ girl, no need to yell,
She packed her bags and rang the bell.
Crunchy Captain, victory tale,
Mrs. Flakez ridin’ first-class sail.

Outro — waves crash, ship horn fades

Ahoy, Corn Flakez…
Next time hold your queen tighter.

Captain out.

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(Intro — ocean waves, ship horn in distance) Ahoy… Crunch time. Corn Flakez, you might wanna sit down for this. Hook — Crunchy Captain Stealin’ yo’ girl, call her Mrs. Flakez, She jumped ship quick, no delay. Said she tired of soggy in the bowl all day, Now she ridin’ with the Captain, waves on sway. Stealin’ yo’ girl, no crumbs, no trail, Heart set sail when she saw my sail. You had the box, but I own the sea, Mrs. Flakez say she rockin’ with me. Verse 1 You brag loud but your crunch don’t last, Morning hype fade way too fast. She wanted flavor, she wanted heat, Not that plain-Jane breakfast routine. I pulled up smooth with the ocean breeze, Gold-trim coat, confidence ease. She said, “Captain, you steer so right,” I said, “Climb aboard, we sail tonight.” Pre-Hook You had her heart on a cardboard throne, I gave her waves and a world unknown. She don’t want flakes fallin’ apart, She want a captain with a sturdy heart. Hook — Crunchy Captain Stealin’ yo’ girl, call her Mrs. Flakez, She upgraded quick, no debates. Said she done with the crumble phase, Now she cruise control for days. Stealin’ yo’ girl, smooth and clean, Captain charisma, ocean sheen. You lost your queen, that’s the fee, Mrs. Flakez sailin’ free with me. Verse 2 You was loud online, Captain quiet in motion, While you poured milk, I poured devotion. She wanted adventure, thrill, and spark, Not another bland bowl in the dark. I don’t chase — I attract that tide, Confidence heavy like anchors ride. She said you sweet but you dissolve, I’m solid steel — I don’t involve. Bridge (playful, taunting) No hard feelings, no need to stress, She just wanted more than breakfast. You can keep the box and flakes, I’m makin’ waves and big escapes. Final Hook — Bigger Energy Stealin’ yo’ girl, Mrs. Flakez glowin’, Wind in her hair, whole crew knowin’. From cereal aisle to open sea, She found her captain — that’s me. Stealin’ yo’ girl, no need to yell, She packed her bags and rang the bell. Crunchy Captain, victory tale, Mrs. Flakez ridin’ first-class sail. Outro — waves crash, ship horn fades Ahoy, Corn Flakez… Next time hold your queen tighter. Captain out.

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