🦇 🕸️ 🪦 ── ⛧ 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 ⛧ ── 🪦 🕸️ 🦇 Welcome to the Nightmarish Ride. A variety show in a deserted fun fare that at mignight suddenly turns to a crowded place - Dare you buy a ticket... for just a coin? Dare you enter the show? 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/cad1c252-6b7a-4132-b271-ae36afb042b8 💀 🎃 ✦ ── 𓆙 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 𓆙 ── ✦ 🎃 💀 [Verse 1] Woke up sad in a lava bed Spilling coffee on my horns again Made a list called “Ways to Ruin Earth” Color-coded With a star for “hurt” Planned some plagues A tiny war Couple cults Maybe three or four Practiced evil laughs in the bathroom mirror Just fogged it up Now I can’t see clearer [Chorus] But every time I try to wreck this place You one-up me with stunning grace I bring a little fire You bring a billion tons of trash I whisper bad ideas You turn them into cash I’m supposed to be the problem That’s the rumor on the street But hell hath no fury like a human with receipts [Verse 2] I’m like “Let’s tempt them with forbidden snacks” You’re drilling holes in the planet’s back I nudge one guy to send a nasty text You build an app to keep you anxious next I schedule storms in my evil app You rename them “season” and build right back I drop one hint “Maybe don’t” (hey, maybe don’t) You say “YOLO” and hit the gas like it’s a joke [Chorus] ‘Cause every time I try to wreck this place You one-up me with stunning grace I throw a little curse You turn it into law I plant a tiny doubt You call it culture Call it “flaw” I’m supposed to be the nightmare haunting all your sleep But hell hath no fury like a human with receipts (oh yeah) [Bridge] [Music drops Spooky organ creeps in] I pitched eternal darkness You said “Cool But make it beige” I offered sulfur sunsets You said “Replace that with a haze” I whispered “Hate your neighbor” You said “Already on the way” I tried to break your heart You said “I’ll do it day by day” [Chorus] So every time I try to wreck this place You’re already ten steps deep in space I light a little match You build a tire fire on the beach I scribble “doom” in pencil You carve it in concrete I’m just a sad Depressed demon on permanent defeat ‘Cause hell looks kind of quaint beside the hell you call a week [Outro] Yeah I came to bring the chaos (hey!) Turns out I just brought snacks I’m filing for retirement You’ve clearly got the axe If evil needs a temp I’ll forward all your names I’m going back to my lava bed To watch you run the game
