(Intro) I met a dude down in North Carolina He looked really stressed in the way that he dressed, I could tell he don't mess with girls He said where the big booty guys at? I just been looking but I cannot find them Then he turned to the side and I noticed that big BBL that he had right behind him (Pre-Chorus) His name is John he was like 6'3 did I mention that guy had big cheeks? I don't usually mess with guys but this the sixth guy I'm Looking at this week like ugh. Then that guy asked the question, He said are you into guys? And I said I don't know man I'm kind of leaning that direction Uh, he got a nice complexion Big cheeks got me sweating Then he start grabbing my arm and start walking with Me like some guys that's up in a Wedding. He was like yo let's go to the crib I got a nice house you going to love where I live Got in the car and we got to the house y'all won't believe who Was there on that couch (Verse 1) Man it was Diddy, he doing the griddy he grabbing his Chest he told me come here He told me, welcome to the Diddy party go ahead and Get comfortable let me grab the rear I was like oh heck no my dude you bugging Then on my shoulders that man started Rubbing a rag on my face and he put me to Sleep I woke up with nothing on right in his fuss Diddy done diddled my booty, this feels like a Scene you would see in a movie. I got out of bed and I couldn't even walk. I started putting on clothes but Diddy he Came in, he said "Chill Bro, why you Putting your clothes on?" Then he just Slid to the bed like he frozone looked At that guy then let out of "oh no." He Said, "Hey, before you leave I'mma Need you to sign this NDA it basically States you can't go around saying I play With your balls like the NBA." I told him I signed it, he started smiling I did it To just put an end to the violence. Forget Diddy parties. These dudes be Wilding Them guys in North Carolina be lying (Verse 2) I met a dude down in North Carolina He looked really stressed in the way that he Dressed I can tell he don't mess with girls He said where the big booty guys at? I just been looking but I Cannot find them. Then he turned to the Side and I noticed that big BBL that he Had right behind him (Outro) I would rather mess with the cheeks baby I mess with them both I mess with him bone I'mma lick his Wood for you I'm going make him moan I'mma get him with nothing on That feeling get to Shaking My bad bro, this beat, and this beat Remind me of that song. Look you know what I'm talking about so like I had to do a little remix Everything If you go to the Diddy party, just know there's gonna be folks everywhere Just be careful my dude
