[Verse 1] Pretty much that I'm a 29 year old loser of a man Life got in the way and I had to focus on everything Other than getting laid [Verse 2] Knew I'd drag anyone down in a relationship So shoved everyone away [Chorus] I haven't been hugged in over a decade By someone who isn't family or a close friend I had a GF in high school We fooled around a lot But broke up before we ever had sex [Verse 3] It's like I almost know what I'm missing Now I've reached a point Where I'm pretty sure Any potential partner I would have going forward Is going to be disgusted By the fact I'm this old And entirely inexperienced in dating Sex [Outro] So I guess I just hire someone And get it over with? Just feel like even that Would be pointless in the long run
