[intro] (happy tune, single acoustic guitar, simple strumming, almost childlike, 4 bars) [G] [C] [D] [G] [verse 1] [G]One times three is three [C]Two times three is six [D]Three times three [G]Today [C]Is anything you want it to be [verse 2] [G]Truth is so relative [C]A is B, B can be C [D]A whole new abecedary [G]Where reality can be [C]Whatever you want it to be [verse 3] [G]Three times four is twelve [C]Three times five fifteen [D]Three times six [G]Is something you can change [C]Any day [chorus] [G]What the Foucault [C]It's not my fault [D]Go Foucault yourself [G]We can call the tyranny of the mass [C]Democratic so we can make it right [D]What is right, what is left [G]If reality can be [C]Anything you want it to be [verse 4] [G]You can be a boy a girl or [C]A penguin for all I care [D]All you must do is agree [G]To whatever I say [C]To whatever the internet says [D]To whatever color the new hamburger [G]Is this month [outro] (tempo slightly slower, almost lullaby, single voice, guitar minimal) [G]So proud [C]So proud [D]Of not knowing [G]Where we stand (silence)
