
(31) Apple A Day
[Intro – ship engines powering down + footsteps echoing through the old tower halls] Yeah… They came back from the frozen north. And the tower changed hands. [Verse 1 – Frosty & Cinder Return] Red Wanda and Frosty stepped off the transport shuttle, red and blue hues mixing in the hall Still buzzing from the maiden mission, fire and ice walking tall Cinder’s enchanted red slippers glowed softly against the dim Poison Apple light Frosty’s cool hand brushed hers with a smirk — “Hard to keep my cool without your warmth tonight.” They walked straight to Snow White-Apple’s office, the tower still half poison and dim Snow looked up from her desk, eyebrow raised at the pair — fire and ice looking right in. [Verse 2 – Telling Snow & The Discovery] Frosty spoke first, calm and regal with his Frogwarts prince tone “I was sent to find you — Snow White-Apple, true heir to the White-Apple throne. Robbie the house elf is still out there searching. Your mother, She-Who-Shant-Be-Named, was exiled for trying to take from the Sacred White Apple Tree — the only one to ever take root in the FairyVerse, you see.” Snow’s eyes widened as the truth hit — the pull she’d always felt suddenly made sense She stood up fast — “Then this tower was never really mine… it was waiting for the real heir’s presence.” While they talked, Puss and Pinokie-Groot slipped down to the lower levels alone Puss found an old dusty bag of holding — “Felix would be proud. Infinite pockets, mon!” Pinokie-Groot, still tiny and recovering, glowed brighter as they uncovered a hidden basement door An ancient magic mirror room pulsed underneath — portal to the White-Apple Kingdom, the sacred core Pinokie-Groot’s visions power surged the moment he touched the glass Tiny wooden body glowing — “No strings attached… I see the past.” He discovered his new abilities right there — visions, minor magic, a Sabrina-like spark “Pinokie-Wand,” he said with a grin — “I go with Snow. Tiny staff, big mark.” [Chorus – adult dark humor] White-Apple Consultants — tech giants with a pure heart and a filthy mind Red Wanda running ops with flames, Frosty keeping cool and refined Renovations started the second Snow accepted who she really was Poison Apple died that day — something cleaner took the floor Frosty smirked — “I’m related. I can control the castle magic now.” Cinder laughed — “Good. Try not to melt when I’m around, snow plow.” Two opposites balancing — fire and ice in perfect sync The revolution just got a whole lot hotter… and a little bit kinky. [Verse 3 – In Charge & The Call] Snow stepped through the ancient mirror with Pinokie-Wand glowing small on her shoulder Puss swaggered behind with his new bag of holding, ready for whatever came next, bolder She left with a wave and a grin — “Keep it weird. Keep it real. I trust you two.” Cinder and Frosty stood alone in the tower that was now theirs through and through. They barely had time to kiss — red and blue hues flaring hot When the big screen lit up with an encrypted call, static and all A gravelly voice, bitter and sharp, filled the room with a grin “This is the Grinch. Leader of the Elves on Shelves Intelligence Agency. We need to talk.” [Outro – glowing mirror + howl + laugh] Yeah… Snow White-Apple went home. Cinder and Frosty took the tower. Puss got a bag of holding. Pinokie-Groot became Pinokie-Wand. And the Grinch? Just called collect. The revolution wasn’t waiting anymore. It was already everywhere.

