(Verse) I love eating breads and rolls Pasta makes me feel so whole Rice and taters on my plate Six pack abs I can't relate (Verse) Look at all the pies and sweets Every bite a tasty treat Noodles twirl around my fork No-carb people all are dorks (Chorus) Carbs O carbs They fill my soul Gimme gimme Stuff my food hole Keto yeet-o Listen please Flavor's measured By calories (Bridge) Donuts bagels pizza too Every bite a dream come true Sugar Pops with Half and Half Your revulsion makes me laugh (Chorus) Carbs O carbs They fill my soul Gimme gimme Stuff my food hole Keto yeet-o Listen please Flavor's measured By calories (Verse) "Don't eat carbs, they'll make you fat" Tell you what I think of that I'll eat carbs until I'm dead They're the best thing since sliced bread (Chorus) Carbs O carbs They fill my soul Gimme gimme Stuff my food hole Keto yeet-o Listen please Flavor's measured By calories
