Two TVs and Nine Beers

[intro] [verse] My wife is pretty good. She doesn’t call me Mexican love. I’m not Mexican. I didn’t date a lot when I was young. I like hamburgers. What are the facts? [chorus] Maybe in love, maybe not. I do what I do. I got what I got. Two tv’s and nine beers. Two tv’s and nine beers. Two tv’s and nine beers. [verse] I rehearsed for this. I anticipated your reaction. Let’s go to Burger King. If you say no, I don’t know how to react. I guess I will be disappointed. Will you go? [chorus] Maybe in love, maybe not. I do what I do. I got what I got. Two tv’s and nine beers. Two tv’s and nine beers. Two tv’s and nine beers. [solo] [bridge] I love my wife. I can’t lift her over my head. That’s not a criticism. I’m sorry I’m so weird right now. I’ve been dealing with high anxiety. I also like McDonald’s. [outro] Maybe in love, maybe not. I do what I do. I got what I got. Two tv’s and nine beers. Two tv’s and nine beers. Two tv’s and nine beers.