[Verse 1] A spatula was purchased on a Tuesday. A small imperfection on the handle. It flips breakfast food with efficiency. It also flips the fabric of causality. It produces a low hum in the key of E. [Chorus] Psychoacoustic Spatula. Thermodynamically unsound. It makes toast philosophically. The eggs are now existential. [Verse 2] The packaging included a single warning. It concerned a man from a specific city. It did not specify the nature of the risk. The device tenderizes meat. It does so in a complex time signature. [Chorus] Psychoacoustic Spatula. Thermodynamically unsound. It makes toast philosophically. The eggs are now existential. [Bridge] The dent is not a flaw. The dent is the source of its power. The dent is a focal point. It is a receiver for strange frequencies. It is a translator of silent information. [Verse 3] It corrects grammatical errors in recipe books. It whispers advice on the best way to simmer. Its wisdom is only applicable to sauces. It is silent on all other matters. [Chorus] Psychoacoustic Spatula. Thermodynamically unsound. It makes toast philosophically. The eggs are now existential. [Outro] Psychoacoustic... The hum ceases. The beat continues alone for eight measures.
