Verse 1 Grandma’s house is glowing warm with pie‑scented air, Kids run wild like they’ve got sparks in their hair. Uncle Joe’s braggin’ ’bout his famous cornbread, Aunt Marie’s already two glasses ahead. The table’s loaded like a feast for kings, Turkey shining with its golden wings. Everyone’s talking louder than they should — But that’s how chaos feels when it’s all good. Pre‑Chorus But one wrong move starts a chain reaction, A tiny moment becomes full‑scale action. A spoon slips, a splash hits the floor — And suddenly nobody’s calm anymore. Chorus Welcome to Thanksgiving mayhem tonight, Where the gravy flies and the mashed potatoes take flight. Family shouting, laughing, ducking for cover — Pumpkin pie soaring right over your brother. It’s a holiday riot, a delicious disaster, But somehow the madness just brings us closer faster. In the end we laugh at the mess we made — Thanksgiving mayhem — best memories ever saved. ("Food Fight!) Verse 2 Cranberry sauce lands on Grandpa’s shirt, He just shrugs — “I’ve survived worse hurt.” Cousins team up like a battlefield squad, Launching dinner rolls like they’re gifts from God. Mom tries yelling but she’s laughing too, Dad’s hiding behind a chair with stew. The dog’s thrilled — it’s raining food, Thanksgiving’s never felt this good. Pre‑Chorus The room’s a storm of flavor and fun, Nobody knows who threw the first one. But every splatter, every silly mistake, Turns into memories we’ll never shake. Chorus Welcome to Thanksgiving mayhem tonight, Where the gravy flies and the mashed potatoes take flight. Family shouting, laughing, ducking for cover — Pumpkin pie soaring right over your brother. It’s a holiday riot, a delicious disaster, But somehow the madness just brings us closer faster. In the end we laugh at the mess we made — Thanksgiving mayhem — best memories ever saved. Bridge When the chaos settles and the room’s a wreck, We’re covered in stuffing from head to neck. But someone giggles — then everyone roars, Laughing so hard we fall to the floor. Because love ain’t perfect, it’s loud and wild, A family circus, a runaway child. And even in mayhem, one truth stays clear — We’re grateful we’re all together here. Final Chorus Welcome to Thanksgiving mayhem tonight, Where the gravy flew and the mashed potatoes took flight. Family shouting, laughing, ducking for cover — Pumpkin pie soaring right over your brother. It was a holiday riot, a delicious disaster, But the joy in the chaos pulled us closer faster. In the end we laughed at the mess we made — Thanksgiving mayhem — best memories ever saved. Outro So here’s to the madness, the mess, the cheer, The wild tradition we repeat every year. Thanksgiving mayhem — a beautiful sight, Where love wins loud and laughter lights the night. ("Family laughing" 30 sec)
