[Verse 1] First night, okay, you’re interesting I might remember your name Second night, you’re doing better You came back, that’s a change Third night, now we’re talking Look at you, showing up again Maybe you’re becoming familiar Maybe I could call you a friend [Chorus] First night, good Second night, better Third night, now we’re talking Maybe this could go somewhere But then you disappear And I don’t see you anywhere So I clean up my list It isn’t personal, I swear [Verse 2] I’ve got fifty people I’m following Half of them I never see What exactly are we preserving? A beautiful digital memory? Everybody wants somebody new New face, new clothes, new night And I like new, I really do But familiar can be nice You just have to stick around Long enough to get that far You can’t vanish for three weeks Then act like I broke your heart [Chorus] First night, good Second night, better Third night, now we’re talking Maybe this could go somewhere Fourth night, where are you? Fifth night, nothing there So I clean up my list It isn’t personal, I swear [Bridge] Then three weeks later You storm into the room “What did I do to offend you?” “I’M BLOCKING YOU!” And I’m sitting there thinking I didn’t know you knew I barely remembered unfriending you I barely remembered you [Verse 3] Maybe there’s a button on a computer That tells you you’ve been set free Because nobody ever tells me When somebody unfriends me And if you came back just to yell at me Then leave dramatically You could’ve saved us both some trouble By coming back on night three [Final Chorus] First night, good Second night, better Third night, now we’re talking That’s about the speed I need I like somebody new But I like familiar too If you want to become familiar You have to actually come through First night, good Second night, better Third night, now we’re talking Then maybe I’ll remember you [Outro] “What did I do to offend you?” Nothing. “I’m blocking you!” Okay.
