[Intro] (School bell rings — ding ding!) Attention! Attention! Recess over, class in session Yuh challenge di wrong man today, bwoy Hold my beer… professor tek over! [Hook / Chorus] Hold my beer, mi ago teach a lesson Step inna mi class, come get yuh schooling Professor pon di floor, no time fi guessing Hold my beer — recess done, mi blessing Hold my beer, watch how mi grade yuh F to A, mi rearrange yuh Book yuh face, mi already made yuh Hold my beer — class dismissed when mi done wid yuh [Verse 1] Yuh call mi out but yuh nuh do yuh homework Come pon di floor like yuh know how di flow work Mi been teaching dance since before yuh born, bwoy Textbook steps, mi wrote di whole form, bwoy Sit yuh down, tek out yuh pen and paper 'Cause today's lesson gonna be a real page-turner Chapter one: how fi move like a champion Chapter two: yuh failing, no cap, and [Pre-Hook] (School bell) Ring, ring — recess over! Line up straight, mi need order Books away, eyes pon di teacher One, two, tree — professor a reach yuh [Hook / Chorus] Hold my beer, mi ago teach a lesson Step inna mi class, come get yuh schooling Professor pon di floor, no time fi guessing Hold my beer — recess done, mi blessing Hold my beer, watch how mi grade yuh F to A, mi rearrange yuh Book yuh face, mi already made yuh Hold my beer — class dismissed when mi done wid yuh [Verse 2] Now mi step to di front of di classroom Every move mi teach gwaan light up di whole room Yuh tek notes but yuh still can't copy Original steps, nuh remix, nuh knock-off, see Detention fi yuh if yuh skip a beat Straight A student a di one weh sweet Mi nuh need no chalk, di floor a mi board Every step mi write, watch how di crowd applaud [Pre-Hook] (School bell) Ring, ring — recess over! Line up straight, mi need order Books away, eyes pon di teacher One, two, tree — professor a reach yuh [Hook / Chorus] Hold my beer, mi ago teach a lesson Step inna mi class, come get yuh schooling Professor pon di floor, no time fi guessing Hold my beer — recess done, mi blessing Hold my beer, watch how mi grade yuh F to A, mi rearrange yuh Book yuh face, mi already made yuh Hold my beer — class dismissed when mi done wid yuh [Bridge / Breakdown — "Pop Quiz"] (Music drops — just percussion, bell dings between calls) Pop quiz! Question one — Can yuh move like dis? (freeze!) Question two — Can yuh drop like dis? (drop!) Question three — Can yuh roll like dis? (roll and rise!) (Build back up) Professor grading… and… yuh failed! Ha! Back to di lesson — one time! [Final Hook / Outro] Hold my beer, mi ago teach a lesson Step inna mi class, come get yuh schooling Professor pon di floor, no time fi guessing Hold my beer — recess done, mi blessing Hold my beer, watch how mi grade yuh F to A, mi rearrange yuh Book yuh face, mi already made yuh Hold my beer — class dismissed when mi done wid yuh (Ad-libs fading out — school bell rings one last time) Class dismissed! Big tune! Big tune! Yuh got schooled, seen? Professor out!
