[Intro] [Instrumental only] [Dry Farfisa hits one short chord on every quarter-note beat] [Em Em Em Em] [D D D D] [C C C C] [B7 B7 B7 B7] Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na [Em Em Em Em] [D D D D] [C C C C] [B7 B7 B7 B7] [Verse 1] [Deadpan female lead] [Farfisa continues the same rigid four quarter-note hits per bar under every word] [Em D C B7] Oh no, I don’t wanna go [Em D C B7] You say you love me, but you don’t [Em D C B7] You say we’ll dance, but you won’t [Em D C B7] You just wanna get in my pants [Em D C B7] Nice romance, no chance [Chorus] [Three girls together] [G D C B7] No, no, no, no, no [G D C B7] I don’t want you anymore [G D C B7] No, no, no, no, no [G D C B7] Stay away from my door [Em D C B7] No no no, go away [Em D B7 Em] Come back never, have a nice day [Verse 2] [Farfisa returns to rigid quarter-note stabbing] [Em D C B7] Hey hey, whatever you say [Em D C B7] Same B-S, different day [Em D C B7] You say you’ve changed, that’s cute [Em D C B7] I say no, and you say what [Em D C B7] So no no no, I’m not gonna go [Em D C B7] Find some bimbo, that’s how you roll [Chorus] [Three girls together] [G D] No, no, no, no, no [C B7] I don’t want you at all [G D] No, no, no, no, no [C B7] I think you’re really small [Em D] No, no, no [C] Don’t come around [B7] There are other girls [Em] You can disappoint in town [Instrumental Interlude] [Retro Farfisa organ takes the lead with a dumb repetitive two-note hook] [Scratchy guitar answers between organ phrases] [Em D C B7] [Em D C B7] [G D C B7] [Em D C B7] [Verse 3] [Retro Farfisa Organ quarter-note stabs continue relentlessly] [Em] Knock knock [D] Nobody’s home [C] Actually I am [B7] Leave me alone [Em] Flowers are nice [D] Those came from a store [C] Please take them with you [B7] Away from my door [Em] You look sad [D] I almost feel bad [C] Then I remember [B7] Every date that we had [Pre-Chorus] [C] You said forever [D] You said it was fate [C] You said you’d pick me up [B7] You were forty minutes late [Chorus] [Three girls louder and increasingly ridiculous] [G D] No, no, no, no, no [C B7] I don’t want you anymore [G D] No, no, no, no, no [C B7] Stop breathing near my door [Em D] No, no, no [C] Go away [B7] Find somebody else [Em] To annoy today [Bridge] [Suddenly Farfisa stops] [G] Maybe I’m being cruel [C] Maybe I’m being mean [G] Maybe underneath it all [B7] You’re a wonderful human being [One-beat stop] [Em] Nah [Instrumental Break] [Retro Farfisa Organ crashes back in twice as obnoxiously] [Em D C B7] [Em D C B7] [Em D C B7] [B7] [Final Chorus] [Three girls - messy gang harmonies] [G D] No, no, no, no, no [C B7] I don’t want you anymore [G D] No, no, no, no, no [C B7] I changed the lock on my door [Em D] No, no, no [C] That’s the end [B7] Please stop asking [Em] If we can still be friends [Pre-Outro] [Retro Farfisa Organ keeps stabbing quarter notes under deadpan voices] [Em] No [D] Nope [C] Uh-uh [B7] Absolutely not [Em] Have a nice life [D] Or whatever [C] Bye [B7] Forever [Outro] [Instrumental] [Guitars take the song out] [Em D C B7] [Em D C B7] [Em D C B7] [Em] [Hard stop] ------------------------------------------------------------------- This song is ©2026 by the account subscriber aka Mariella, all rights reserved. -------------------------------------------------------------------
