[Intro] Space is shakin' Stars hangin' like crumbs You thought it was a myth? You're about to find out, son (ey) [Verse 1] The moon is cheese Bro Don't play with me Space rats already comin' — they on their way G Pullin' off pieces from the inside out Crumbs all over orbit See 'em from the ground Through the meteor rain a gourmet freak flies in Rat pack convoy circlin' every star they been You're starin' out the window But above your head A tail-swingin' mob is chewin' up your childhood dream [Chorus] The moon is cheese The rats keep eatin' Space is full of crumbs The picture's misleadin' Look up at the sky There's a nighttime crisis Round cheese meltin' down Meltin' under rat bites The moon is cheese The rats keep eatin' (uh-huh) The world keeps spinnin' While they keep feastin' (yeah) If it just went dark above your rooftop — Know It's just the rats again Gnawin' on the glow [Verse 2] The dark side got a secret buffet Rats in jumpsuits waitin' on their next entrée Space convoy — grey Sinkin' teeth into the yellow block — the whole brigade Every crater on the surface — that's their trace You launch a satellite — you're thinkin' What the f— It's just their waiter now Bringin' 'em their rations Galactic underground restaurant Menu: cheese only But the banquet's everlastin' [Chorus] The moon is cheese The rats keep eatin' Space is full of crumbs The picture's misleadin' Look up at the sky There's a nighttime crisis Round cheese meltin' down Meltin' under rat bites The moon is cheese The rats keep eatin' (ey) Dim and murky glow above the city — fadin' If it's gettin' smaller — sinkin' lower — wait Nah — it ain't fallin' toward us They just ate the whole thing up there Space rats The moon is cheeeese
