[Verse 1] Swiped right on a Monday, by Tuesday was ghosted His profile said hiking, but he doesn't stay posted Another on the couch playing video games till dawn Tragic first date, spark? What spark? There's none! I’m batting a zero, my love life's broke My friends are all married, while I'm just a joke Life of overpriced cocktails and awkward small talk [Pre-Chorus] My heart's got a stamp that says Return to Sender I’m starting to feel like a certified pretender Thinking maybe romance just isn't for me... (Wait up, hold on, let me reset that energy!) [Chorus] Oh, my heart’s taking hits, but it keeps on ticking! Like a clock in my chest, hard beat kicking I struck out again, yeah, the stats look tragic I'm still waiting around for that rom-com magic Yeah, I’m single as a dollar, but I love the coin New dating website? Yeah fuck it, I'll join! So bring on the heartache, the next blind date! I’m ready to crash right into my fate! (Hey! Yeah, I'm still trying!) [Verse 2] Met one at a bookstore who only liked thrillers Another whose pickup lines gave me the shivers Sat through a dinner where one talked about crypto While I checked my watch, sighed and wanted to go Out of the room, yeah, my dating radar is broke Every sweet promise makes me wanna choke My friends say take a break, say let it all be But chaos dating is kind of a thing for me! [Pre-Chorus] My heart's got a stamp that says Return to Sender I’m starting to feel like a certified pretender Thinking maybe romance just isn't for me... (Nah, who am I kidding? Let's crank up the beat!) [Chorus] Oh, my heart’s taking hits, but it keeps on ticking! Like a clock in my chest, hard beat kicking I struck out again, yeah, the stats look tragic I'm still waiting around for that rom-com magic Yeah, I’m single as a dollar, but I love the coin New dating website? Ok fuck it, I'll join! So bring on the heartache, the next blind date! I’m ready to swipe right with fate! (Hey! Yeah, I'm still trying!) [Bridge] Is it me? Is it them? Is it timing or stars? Am I looking for love in the wrong kind of bars? Maybe Cupid’s just blind and he's missing his cue Here comes the face of someone brand new Yeah, I'm bruised, yeah, I'm battered, my patience is thin... But I’m dusting myself off, let's go again! [Chorus] Oh, my heart’s taking hits, but it keeps on ticking! Like a clock in my chest, hard beat kicking I struck out again, yeah, the stats look tragic I'm still waiting around for that rom-com magic Yeah, I’m single as a dollar, but I love the coin New dating website? Yeah fuck it, I'll join! So bring on the heartache, the next blind date! I’m ready to crash right into my fate! (Hey! Yeah, I'm still trying!) [Outro] Yeah, bring on the bad text! Bring on the next ex! I'm swinging for the fences, nothing to lose! (Keep on trying)
